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Potential book
I've been inventing a load of "Facts of the Day" for about 7 years now. I found the Word document with them all in and there's 800 of the fuckers.

After tinkering with the page-size and margins, it'd currently fill nearly 90 pages of a standard paperback book if I categorise them and include chapter headings and so on.

Another 800 more and I might see if I can get it published.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:23, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
you can have some of mine
Oranges are the only fruit, the others are all imposters.

Goats can, when bribed liberally with toilet roll, recite 5 stars greatest hits in falsetto

Patrick Moore once ate a badger that looked at him funny
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)
blow my own trumpet
I lolled myself when I wrote this one.

Pope John-Paul II used to be the lead vocalist in the Polish death-metal band "Evil Zombie Wankers" before he turned to religion
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
haha!
you should sneak a few in there that "might" be true if you were feeling stupid.

On the 24th June 1985 Mr Richard Chivins of Leytonstone died after attempting to eat a haggis made from his own internal organs
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)
Tarka Dhal
... is made from otters.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
I love stuff like this
Post some more.

Have you been inventing them over the 7 years for a reason, or just for fun and then you decided you could make a book?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)
Alexander the Great
used to wake up to an alarm clock made entirely from nuns
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)
for fun really
I used them as status messages in IM clients and so on.

The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Golf Course"
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
until 1976
All maps of the world were legally enforced to display Greenland upside down
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)
Australian school-kids...
... are taught with maps that show Australia at the centre of the map.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)
But those last ones about maps
are true!

Aren't they?
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)
rehash
The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Paving"
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)
Satan
has written 35 number 1 hit singles, God only 15.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)
Sex
The age of consent in Luxembourg is 13. However, the average age of virginity loss is 37
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)

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