Potential book
I've been inventing a load of "Facts of the Day" for about 7 years now. I found the Word document with them all in and there's 800 of the fuckers.

After tinkering with the page-size and margins, it'd currently fill nearly 90 pages of a standard paperback book if I categorise them and include chapter headings and so on.

Another 800 more and I might see if I can get it published.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:23, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

you can have some of mine
Oranges are the only fruit, the others are all imposters.

Goats can, when bribed liberally with toilet roll, recite 5 stars greatest hits in falsetto

Patrick Moore once ate a badger that looked at him funny
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

blow my own trumpet
I lolled myself when I wrote this one.

Pope John-Paul II used to be the lead vocalist in the Polish death-metal band "Evil Zombie Wankers" before he turned to religion
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)

haha!
you should sneak a few in there that "might" be true if you were feeling stupid.

On the 24th June 1985 Mr Richard Chivins of Leytonstone died after attempting to eat a haggis made from his own internal organs
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Tarka Dhal
... is made from otters.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)

I love stuff like this
Post some more.

Have you been inventing them over the 7 years for a reason, or just for fun and then you decided you could make a book?
(brainwrong, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)

Alexander the Great
used to wake up to an alarm clock made entirely from nuns
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

for fun really
I used them as status messages in IM clients and so on.

The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Golf Course"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)

until 1976
All maps of the world were legally enforced to display Greenland upside down
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

Australian school-kids...
... are taught with maps that show Australia at the centre of the map.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

But those last ones about maps
are true!

Aren't they?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:34, Reply)

rehash
The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Paving"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

Satan
has written 35 number 1 hit singles, God only 15.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Sex
The age of consent in Luxembourg is 13. However, the average age of virginity loss is 37
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:52, Reply)