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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've been inventing a load of "Facts of the Day" for about 7 years now. I found the Word document with them all in and there's 800 of the fuckers.
After tinkering with the page-size and margins, it'd currently fill nearly 90 pages of a standard paperback book if I categorise them and include chapter headings and so on.
Another 800 more and I might see if I can get it published.
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:23, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oranges are the only fruit, the others are all imposters.
Goats can, when bribed liberally with toilet roll, recite 5 stars greatest hits in falsetto
Patrick Moore once ate a badger that looked at him funny
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:29, Reply)

I lolled myself when I wrote this one.
Pope John-Paul II used to be the lead vocalist in the Polish death-metal band "Evil Zombie Wankers" before he turned to religion
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)

you should sneak a few in there that "might" be true if you were feeling stupid.
On the 24th June 1985 Mr Richard Chivins of Leytonstone died after attempting to eat a haggis made from his own internal organs
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)

Post some more.
Have you been inventing them over the 7 years for a reason, or just for fun and then you decided you could make a book?
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:16, Reply)

used to wake up to an alarm clock made entirely from nuns
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:22, Reply)

I used them as status messages in IM clients and so on.
The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Golf Course"
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)

All maps of the world were legally enforced to display Greenland upside down
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:17, Reply)

... are taught with maps that show Australia at the centre of the map.
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:24, Reply)

The working title of the Osmonds 1972 classic "Crazy Horses" was "Crazy Paving"
( , Thu 27 Nov 2008, 14:39, Reply)

The age of consent in Luxembourg is 13. However, the average age of virginity loss is 37
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