Just thought
Should I finish and publish the book of made up facts, I couldn't pay you all royalties if any on here are included (not least because of the calculations and logistics needed).

However, there would be a huge "dedicated to and contribution from" page, so everyone gets a mention. Plus I think it would be only fair that B3ta would get a donation.

But, if there's anyone who can contribute big-time and produce 100s of them, then I think a proper commercial partnership would be in order.

edit: GAZ me if you can commit to such an undertaking.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:35, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A name check
and a free copy will be fine for me thanks.
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:48, Reply)

unless
you make an absolute fortune, then I will hunt you down and kill you
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:49, Reply)

@ halfy: That's all well and good
but I'm not actually a real person. This is a bot written in Borland Delphi as part of an A' Level computer studies project.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 16:51, Reply)

How are you going to publish it?
Do you have a particular publisher lined up?
Or are you going to use lulu.com?


I'm curious.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:00, Reply)

then
I shall get out my hammer, and it'll be clobbering time!
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:04, Reply)

Publisher
Not a clue yet. It all depends if I can fill a paperback with them.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)

If you don't have any luck finding a publisher
(and personally I think you should always try to get someone else to pay first, hence a publisher) then definitely go through lulu.com that way you can order just the number of books you want - no huge print runs. You can pay a little extra and get an isbn number which then enables you to sell it on Amazon.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)

I
have gazzed sir.

ps the planet Jupiter is allergic to totes toasties
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 17:37, Reply)

sorry but
haven't there already been a few? i'm thinking of ``true facts''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:50, Reply)

True facts
Is it a book? Can't find it on Amazon. There's a book of fact that you thought were true, but aren't. That's not the same thing that I'm working on though.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:54, Reply)