bah
no stories from me for this QOTW :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:03, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Same here...

And I have some days off next week...I could've spent the whole time posting like the veritable clappers...but now I'll just get drunk and stay in bed instead.

(I was going to do that anyway really)
(Jam Rasta Geordie JMG's Jamaican cousin, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:06, Reply)

I miss cringe already :(
I think I have 1 story and its not even mine
(i should have joined myspace, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:12, Reply)

It's fucking typical!

For the last few weeks, they change the qotw at about 6pm...

So I put a post up on Thursday @11:30, thinking 'people will get a good chance to have a read'...

It promptly rockets up the best page...If the qotw had lasted longer I wonder what would have happened...?

I've only ever won once :(

Fucksocks
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:13, Reply)

Strangely enough
even though I suggested last week's qotw I only had one story - the blow job joke.

This week....being technically a cougar myself (I had to go and look it up in the urban dictionary to find out what it is) I have a few stories...both mine and friends....

Just hope I have enough time to post them.

Bloody work.
:)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:19, Reply)

Kudos on the previous question chickenlady
I scored my highest voted story in that one. Some good laughs and good winces going on too!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:21, Reply)

Much as I have
enjoyed the replies so far, does anyone else think this is ripe for annoying braying idiots to brag about their sexual conquests?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:47, Reply)

I don't, either.
And, I agree with you, Jim. There are already a couple that are just "I'm 93 and she's a 21-year-old dancer and part time lingerie model from Sweden" type replies.

*hopes the standard stays up this week*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:07, Reply)

@himjim
Hell yeah!
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:10, Reply)

Good.
I hope my replies will be eloquent and entertaining in equal measures.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:23, Reply)

indeed
I'm not sure I even want to read it, cos the first WANKSTAIN that goes "I'm 35 and I popped an innocent 16-year-old girl's cherry last week, yeeeeah get me, what a big fucking man I am" is going to make me smash my computer up.
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:24, Reply)

Too late.
www.b3ta.com/questions/cougars/post319694
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:30, Reply)

noticed
quite a few posts from the male of our species being around 20-25, who seem very proud that they are shagging something thats about 55-60!?!?!?

Not right, definately not right!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)

I might make it more entertaining for myself
by keeping a list of who reveals themself to be a CUNT.

so far it contains Snee, Miggyman and Bam Bam McPenis
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)

I've got a story this week
but it's not really something to boast about, but in the spirit of QOTW, I thought I'd share.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)