Wait there. Shut up for a moment.
The work I've done over the past week, bringing you sloth like QOTWers towards the /talk board is nothing short of wonderful.
Only now can YOU people feel confident to express your thoughts on a board that I, the internet's hero and rightful saviour uses.

I was recently sent mail from a young guy who, before he heard of my work. Would stay indoors all day, lying about conquests in his private life to people he'll never meet, and showing off at girls he'll also never meet.
That's poor form, right there.
Now Mr. X leads a much better social life, free of this cyber world of moaning and discussing about what's for dinner tonight.

But back to my original, and correct point.
It'd seem that some of you more hardcore nerds are still stubborn to allowing better internet into your lives. All I ask is that you embrace it like you'd embrace a gateaux last thing before bed at 5am on a weeknight.
I'm not just incredibly intelligent and so darn kind. I'm a winner.


Join us.
You stupid fat fucker.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:24, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just read that aloud to my housemate.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:27, Reply)

Lies, you don't have a house mate.
You have a slave.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I hope they stood up to applaud, at the end.
If it was possible, it would go out with the JMG Anthem.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:28, Reply)

You make me want to have sex with you
the bad way.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:45, Reply)

J.M.G 4 P.M

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:00, Reply)

P.M.?
...Prostate Muncher?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Where can I send all my money, and my first born for sacrificing?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:51, Reply)

Oh mr JMG!!!!!
I so want to read more about your fascinating views and opinions.

Please tell me more! I'm rapt!
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:55, Reply)

JMG unignored yesterday.
reads post.

nope, still a cunt, back on ignore
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:15, Reply)

^^
this
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:48, Reply)

BAM BAM JMG IGNORE. LOOK AT ME GIRLS. BAM BAM JMG IGNORE. LOOK. IGNORE. JMG. IGNORE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LOOK. BAM BAM BAM BAM.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Nooo..... Mr JMG
You misunderstand me... I'm not ignoring you.

You're so clever, interesting and dare I say sexy.

I'm hanging off every word you type.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:09, Reply)

LOOK AT JMG! LOOK AT JMG! GIVE HIM YOUR ATTENTION! HE'S SO CLEVER!

(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:25, Reply)

I agree, there.
Somebody with chest problems will probably wish to deliver a different viewpoint though, in time.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:51, Reply)

DON'T YOU DARE STOP THERE MR JMG!
Grace us with more of your superior wit.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:58, Reply)

Steady on.
I'm not pay-per-view.

But I am usually in charge of situations just like this.
You probably wish to stand up and applaud me, as I rarely reply to one person so much at one time.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:59, Reply)

APPLAUDS RAPTUROUSLY
Rarely have I ever encountered so much genius and relevance from one poster.

Shining wit.
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:02, Reply)