RIP
Rhys Jones

poor lil guy, Sean mercher is a cunt, he should be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight

and his girlfriend too, shes just as bad , thinking Sean is a 'hero'
(Lord Chode, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:01, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thread fail
It's about 5 posts down.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

And also
Signature fail. Well done.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:07, Reply)

oops
oh well, we got two now then...
(Lord Chode, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Er...
Oh.
Spell-check?
( Cawl, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:11, Reply)

is rhys wiv da anglez now?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Mr Newton informs me via gaz
that he is not able to use spell check due to not having a master's in English.

So now you know. Please cut him some slack in future.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Erm...
You do know the difference between a "Paedofhile" and a Pedarist, right?

Clue "Francophiles" don't necessarily want to have sex with French people.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 0:42, Reply)

I'd well do his girlfriend, she looks HAWT

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 2:46, Reply)

Griff Rhys Jones is dead?
String 'em up!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:48, Reply)

That was my reaction too
I was well upset at first. But then I realised that it wasn't all round ASDA so it couldn't be true.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 7:46, Reply)

Bleeding in the moonlight? Never did like Toploader.

Rest in peace with Baby P, Biggy and all my thugz in heaven.
(Crayola Oblongata Is it Monday?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:24, Reply)

shame
but lets move on now eh? Mercers been sent down - end of story.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:33, Reply)

I'm growing to like the sig, despite the spelling error
I originally thought it was saying that paedophiles are immature, and thought 'I think they've got a bit more wrong with em than that, I'm immature as fuck and I don't go round shagging children'

I have now realised that it refers to the arseholes of the immature children that the paedos are shagging, it's quite clever.

I suspect however that this was not deliberate.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38, Reply)

Sir, I refer you...
...to my pedant reply a bit further up.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, Reply)

Paedophilia is generally taken to mean people who fuck children though, or want to
Interestingly, pederasty (spelling :P) refers specifically to the relationship between a young male and an adult male, it's not a general term for those who shag kids.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:47, Reply)

Spot on
phile / philia usually means someone who affiliates with in a fraternal sense. A Francophile is someone who feels kinship with all things French etc.

Nothing about buggering the bejeesus out of anything.

It's another term the Daily Heil has gotten hold of and the popular press has warped.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Not necessarily
The suffix crops up in a lot of psychological/medical diagnosis terms, e.g. paraphilia.

I've just looked up the history of the term on Wikipedia and it's quite interesting

Also, which I didn't know, paedophila is technically only young (pre-pubescent) children, there's a whole range of terms relating to different age groups!


Every day's a school day...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:31, Reply)

*cackle*
Was that deliberate, Sam?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Haha
It actually wasn't! It's a phrase I use quite a lot, particularly when I'm being facetious, although it was meant genuinely in this case...
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 11:46, Reply)