I'm feeling sad about something important and that.
And I'm pretending to be a girl.
Who will rush to my aid like a knight of the internet, but breathing through their mouth?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:08, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*HUGZ*

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

Why don't you come round to my house for some soup
It'll be home made,
no you can stay I'll sleep on the sofa... although it is a bit cold... and it is my bed after all...
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:22, Reply)

I'm feeling happy about something unimportant.
We could be opposite twins.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)

If you're PRETENDING to be a girl
that makes it even better.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)

Would you like a hot injection

of my happy juice?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:39, Reply)

I have undiagnosed missing limbs

makes typing both confusing and difficult.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 16:44, Reply)

Interestingly*
I was reading some orthodontic notes about a patient the other day, and the orthodontist called the patient a 'mouthbreather'. I'm not sure if it was meant as a technical term or an insult.

*or not, really.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 18:10, Reply)

Okay, but I get to be a boy
And I promise to not come in your mouth.

Honest.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 19:23, Reply)

@chickenlady
If that were the case, would you become 'cockman'?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 20:17, Reply)

Indeed, I would!
Behold! Cockman!

And of course I'd be have the largest cock around, well, on b3ta.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 22:32, Reply)