Weekend thread
As expected, all's quiet here on the last weekend before Chrimbo.

Drop in and tell us why you're not here this weekend *



* Paradoxes at your discretion
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:06, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Me...
I'm sat next to my mate's daughter while she watches Manny. All I can think of is Black Books.

Researching destinations for the Great Big Adventure - I'll be going here, that's for sure.

All suggestions for coastal landmarks greatly appreciated by gaz.

Have a good weekend! ;)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:10, Reply)

Morning
What a joyous day, tea, fags and a mechanics bill for a new steering rack & drop link.

Fucksocks!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:21, Reply)

Luff me one and all
How are we today?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:46, Reply)

Mornin'
Guinness, Lager, Tequilla and Whiskey (at least that's what I think it was), dancable music and good company make a wonderful night out. Beat my hangover with my warm glow.

Tried to connect to the pub's WiFi with my PSP but couldn't, although I suspect their WiFi was being rubbish.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 11:59, Reply)

Fucksocks
I've just got up and just realised that I have to leave for my train in 20mins. I need to have a bath... I'm screwed.

Bye folks.
( Captain V, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:46, Reply)

I'm enjoying my first
day off at home since my last one, which I didn't enjoy because I had a cold and a kidney infection.

Thankfully the antibiotics (anthrax dosage!) are doing their wondrous work and I am Getting Things Done. I have wrapped and delivered presents, posted parcels, recycled my paper, cardboard, bottles and cans, washed my clothes, had a shower, washed my hair and am now having my first cup of tea of the day.

Also I've had an awesome idea for presents which is going to take a lot of time and photoshop work so I am going to spend the afternoon doing that. God I'm good.

And I dreamed about fox cubs and rosebuds last night. Full of fluffeh win!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 12:58, Reply)

Bye Cap'n V
and good luck.

Fuzzykins!!!

* runs up and hugs *

Glad to have you back!

Hope the rest of your day is productive too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:08, Reply)

Hello Mista!
*enjoys hugs*

I suspect I may call on the b3tans for suggestions and inspiration before too long...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:19, Reply)

^ ^
Is this the idea involving Photoshop? You can ask me for advice if you want? I'm not much good of a graphic designer, but I can be a graphic conceptualiser.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 13:24, Reply)

Soz!
Had unexpected visitors!

Yep, I want to make a calender using pics from movies, album covers etc, with the faces of my family photoshopped onto them.

So I need ideas for pics to use! There's me, my mum and step dad, my two brothers and my sister in law. We don't have to all feature in each pic, various combinations of us will be fine. I'm thinking about things like O Brother Where Art Thou, the Marx Brothers, The Odd Couple...

Any suggestions welcome! :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:16, Reply)

You could
Photoshop the heads form this pic onto a still from Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:22, Reply)

Haha!
Nice one, that's perfect :)
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 15:41, Reply)

Good Lord it's quiet in here
Just got back from Christmas shopping. Suffice to say I am absolutely knackered and need a very large amount of sleep. Or just a stiff drink.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:04, Reply)

owdoo piston
How's you?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:08, Reply)

Well, about £100 poorer... but fine thanks, yourself?
But I have all of my Christmas shopping done, which is a weight off my mind. Went into Lush to get some presents, and I'm sure the girl in the shop used her boobs to make me buy more stuff. That said, they were rather nice boobs.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:10, Reply)

*appears briefly*
Afternoon chums.

P-B, that is a dubious sales technique which I would probably fall for too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:12, Reply)

Well, yes
I ended up spending about £47 :S
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:13, Reply)

yeah, we do that
I do it to men to make them go and see shows they don't want to :)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

You can build up a resistance to that sales technique
by using this top tip.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)

HLT
You are a cruel, cruel lady. And that doesn't work for me Spakka, I have one of those minds that isn't easily de-sensitized or warped.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:18, Reply)

That tip
Doesn't work for me either. No matter what, the sight of real live chesticles alters my rational thought processes.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:20, Reply)

@ piston
I am not! You know I'm all fluffy and big-eyed!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)

I'm heading off
to London Town for the bash.

See you there those that are going. Sympathy hugs for those not going.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Sex resistance
Afternoon folks.

I managed to resist the charms of two lap dancers in Spearmint Rhino's who were trying to hawk raffle tickets to win a disabled child or some such crap. The were flaunting their more than adequate titties with gay abandon and I passed through the fire.

I can only put it down to my lengthy exposure to interweb filth :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)

Have fun at the bash fella
I can't make it due to severe lack of time I am afraid. Next time.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:24, Reply)

I suppose
There is one way for a bloke to be immune to breasticles. Turn to the darkside and become a bumbardier.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:26, Reply)

@HLT
Your big fluffy eyes have probably sold lots of tickets too!

And Spunky, I can resist the charms of lap dancers as they're not 'real', as it were!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:27, Reply)

@K2k6
*giggles*

You are too kind, sir!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:28, Reply)

Ah P-B, but then you just get it from the other team
"Will you not buy this lovely £270 skinny fit top Sir?"

"I'm fine thanks"

>Accenuates bulging cock print<

"You make a good case ....... £270 you say? Sold"


'Ah ....... fuck it!'
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:29, Reply)

K2k6, surely?
But yes, I am nice. You are indeed quite fluffy and hugsome. Right now though I am knackered and feeling sleepy.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)

I'm getting a t shirt
for the fella that says

"tell your boobies to stop staring at my eyes".
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:30, Reply)

A mate of mine
likes both the boys and the girls.

No wonder he spends so much money!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:31, Reply)

Fuzzy
What a damned good idea. I mean, we are actually programmed to look at breasts and backside, to be fair.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:32, Reply)

I remember
walking along a street with my sister, and a bloke passed by, whose eyes were diverted to her upper torso. She looked down at her top to see what was written on her t-shirt that day, to discover that it was actually a plain, self coloured one she was wearing!

I laughed.

And on that note, I must go an eat, as I'm off out soon.

Bye all.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:34, Reply)

bye k2!
*snogs*

*waves*

@ piston - ninja'd! but thankyou.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:37, Reply)

Figures...
You guys ever heard of Hayley Westenra? She's really quite good:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAdwCsTZeX0
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 16:45, Reply)

Oh fuck...
I killed the thread.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:07, Reply)

Farscape movie. Cool.
Why didn't I know this existed already?

One fine day, I'll download every single episode and lock myself in a dark room for a week :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:13, Reply)

Good Lord
In a way I :feel envious for you having discovered this for the first time. I suppose it's a bit like your first taste of booze or something. Farscape is amazing.

Oh fuck I've killed the thread again...

/edited at 19:23
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:16, Reply)

yeah, you did a little bit
:(
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 19:41, Reply)

oh yes
this thread is well and truly borked.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:13, Reply)

I'm here..
..I once was lost.. but I buried my account and now I'm whatever the fuck I've written in the username box..

Anyone sad enough to be on the interent at this time on a saturday night? I am rather red wined and feeling those strange drunken feelings. Listen to www.myspace.com/deanandbritta and tell me I'm wrong.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:22, Reply)

Welcome back
lost :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Ningles gentle B3ta folk
I return from a session of knee trembling coitus bearing beer, fags and a sticky sensation around my groin.

Who wants some?

Beer or fags I mean ....... Not the stickyness. That'd be horrid.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:21, Reply)

I've got red wine..
festive greetings!! I hope I'm doing the right thing by rejoining..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:29, Reply)

what I meant to say... (b3ta/my drunkeness fucked up the words)
I've got red wine..

..but it'd be nice to have someone around with beer.. as it is I'm probably going to hit the pillow shortly.

And hail no3l! - festive greetings!! I hope I'm doing the right thing by rejoining..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Now why was I put in mind of Partridge?
"Cheese! ......... I've got cheese!".

Good shit Sir/Miss/Ms/Neuter!

I, on the other hand, have hummus & pitta bread - Honestly, It's like crack.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:07, Reply)

I am Alan Partridge
That particular fictitious comic creation haunts me. Quite often I find myself thinking that I feel like fucking Alan Partridge feels.. like a sad, arrogant bastard like I think I am.. where do the mirrors of embarrasment stop?

I often worry myself about myself. I am an emo? Should I stop thinking?
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 0:18, Reply)

:)
www.b3ta.com/board/6610161
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 2:48, Reply)