well I think it's impressive
I've just farted and it sounded a bit like the PowerMac booting up "fanfare/bong" sound.

Can anyone beat this? Perhaps you can fart the Windows 98 jingle, or maybe burp
"it is now safe to switch off your computer"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I once did a fart that sounded like Jesus

gargling Vishnus cum. It was like the big bang only saltier.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)

my brother once burped
"I'll have a Big Mac, large fries and a chocolate milkshake please"

lamentably it wasn't in McDonalds
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I tend to burp
"Godzilla" whenever I can. It amuses me somewhat.

As for farting, I try to impersonate a machine gun.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:26, Reply)

On one of the jackass skits..
.. there's a guy who can fart music, in tune.. something we can all strive towards!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Elvis...
www.mrmethane.com/fart-cd-dvd-video-shop/

Meet Mr Methane.

And buy his album.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)