Reoccuring nightmare - what does it mean?
So there I am. In my room on my own. With an enormous gigantic erection (in my dreams its always massive! What? its my dream after all). I'm trying to see how many ring donuts I can stack on my penis and then I reach into the dunkin donuts multi pack and horror of horrors - I've run out. No more donuts!! What do you think it means?

Actually this is all one big lie. It's actually jam donuts in the dream, but I feel a bit embarrassed about that.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:22, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Repressed homosexuality

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I think
It means that you're hungery!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)

No
Bert is correct.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:35, Reply)

It depends
on whether your pet dog is in the room with you. If it is, it means the best damn blowjob you've ever had in your life.
( SpankyHanky, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Dok
For cock?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I'm a doctor and Bert is right.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I'm not a doctor, i'm a cunt
and I can categorically state that Mike is correct. Or possibly a cunt. Or funny.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Also
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/recurring

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post351636
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:47, Reply)

Sam
The correct response is 'Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)

News just in: Bert in being polite shocker!
It's easier to link, as I can copy and paste those rather than having to type anything.
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:50, Reply)

But they aren't new
and frankly the FAQ can suck my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:52, Reply)

re: FAQ
Men don't read manuals. Its just not done.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)

al
I in't seen him round Off Topic much, so he qualifies as new.

I wasn't being polite, that's my patronising way of saying fuck off you scabby little wanksock. Oh wait, that's actually his name.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:17, Reply)

@bert
What faq did I contravene. Was I not off topic enough?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:37, Reply)

The FAQ that Sam's put together
I think he was pointing out that your post wasn't interesting.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:43, Reply)

It's a lot more interesting than
"Here we are again

HOME SWEET HOME

It's fucking friday you fucks"



just saying.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)

That's true
I didn't say that wanksock's post wasn't interesting myself.

I don't care what people post, the reaction is always much more entertaining than the post itself.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:55, Reply)

As I so eloquently pointed out earlier
the faq can suck my cock.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)

But it's nice to have something
we can all rebel against.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)

You can
rebel against my cock all you like.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:01, Reply)

Here we go again....
The New Rebellion!

Fuck the FAQ!

(wish i was clever and witty and 'Shop gifted)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:02, Reply)

By rebel
do you mean grind?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:05, Reply)

@ al
'Home sweet home - Its friday you fucks' seems to be overwhelmingly more popular than me dreaming of donuts on my cock.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Sadly
that's true, but only because people have long-winded chats in there.
You find more content in the shorter threads.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)

That's becuase
it's the daily chat thread. It nearly always gets 200+ replies, doesn't mean it's more interesting than your post.

Your post wasn't very interesting to be fair, but I'm against people going "BORING POST READ THE FAQ AND DON'T BE BORING YOU BORING BORE BORE BORE FAQ BORE FAQ BORE FAQ BORE COCK SUCK WANK FUCKTARD WANK WANK CUNT FUCK SUCK COCK FUCK WANK COCK WILLY COCK"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I suppose
I'm just one of the 34% of people who are always uninteresting. I shall coast a bit and learn from the masters of interesting on here.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
none of us are very interesting. And some of us have tiny penis'.

Bert's is massive though.

Ask him, he'll show you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 12:55, Reply)

It means that
you're scared that no one will love you - that's why there are no donuts left - you're scared that you'll end up lonely and alone with no donuts to eat.

The donut stands for your sexual partners.

You are clearly a closet heterosexual because you admit that they were 'ring donuts' - a euphemism for men and bumming. Yet you admit that you feel embarrassed that in your dream they were actually jam donuts - women full of jam.

Admit that you really like girls and suddenly there will be more people out there who might jump on your enormous gigantic erection with their donuts.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:11, Reply)

Thanks chickenlady
At last someone is taking my problems seriously....
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:27, Reply)

You're welcome
Glad to have been of help.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 14:45, Reply)