Huuurm Swait Huuurm

Bit late and nobody else is here but what the hell.

Why not use this thread to critique my posting style and/or personal hygiene?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:04, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you smell like nob cheese
there.
I said it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Well technically
My nob cheese smells of nob cheese.

But it constitutes 15% of my bodyweight, so it's an easy mistake to make.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:12, Reply)

And your posts
hint at a superiority complex.

*breathes out*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)

@No3L
if you tuck your nose into your shirt it's easier to handle the stench.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I prefer to drink more.
It dulls a higher percentage of senses.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)

It's my biggest vice
my inability to conceal how much better than everybody else I am.

Still, we all have our cross to bear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:16, Reply)

too fucking right you are!
I think I shall practice this method tonight.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Hooray for drinking
until bad things go away!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Arr
Drinking. I'm drinking and bad things are.... still there. But less important!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Eggzackerly
Thass the spirit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:56, Reply)

What is more important however
Is that I'm running dry :(
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 21:59, Reply)

dammit
I just flicked yoghurt in my face.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Good man!
Yougurt in the face is a sign of good luck! I think. Or is that bird turds?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:23, Reply)

Evening
It's full of people I don't know here!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)

People you don't know?
Or just friends you haven't made yet?

Oh dammit I just threw up a little in my mouth.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:32, Reply)

Hell I just threw up a little in your mouth!
I guess I just used to spend loads of time on here and I've come back to find lots of new friends.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:37, Reply)

Thats the spirit
We're just as sick and twisted as those other mad bastards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:42, Reply)

hi, i'm gstq and i'm a /boarder
there i've said it,
and until a few minutes ago i didn't know this little b3ta nook existed, thanks Mrs Liveinabin.
where's my biscuit???
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)

Hello. Welcome
Um biscuits.......... I have a lime cheesecake, it has a biscuit base.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Oh sweet jesus cheesecake
If ever a dessert was divine, it's cheesecake.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:52, Reply)

GSTQ
That's how I got here. Loose lips sink ships!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:54, Reply)

cheese cake is good
most odd not being ably to reply directly to posts over here someone needs to have a word with rob, then again it'll just end up like /talk and that wouldn't be good.
anyway i just popped by, back off to the other side now, forgive me if i've broken any off topic rules.

also,TLIC your posting style is fine and i'm sure you smell just dandy.
sorry i'll admit i forgot who started the thread, this is all to much for my simple /board mind to cope with, at least you can post pictures which is a crumb of comfort for me.
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 22:59, Reply)

There was a debate on the reply style
With all replies at the bottom its easier to see if a thread has any new replies. Plus people know they have to provide some context.

So it works for here.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Careful now gstq
They gave us the /talk style replies once and there was anarchy.

I'm off to bed now.

Night all

*edit*
Home made cheesecake.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:25, Reply)

Home made cheesecake?
That's like cake wanking.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:52, Reply)

Note to self
There are apparently seats still available in the Smethwick End for the Burnley game.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 23:58, Reply)

gweetings to wake-cankers/unacquainteds
Cackers is on the Jameson. *warm lovelies*

Life is grand. But I may give notice at the job. Only os *pretend SS* Unt no prison guard. F to that. My boss is crazy - sorting her might not be within my capabilities. Will try one last tactic. But that's it.

No ckuffing wurries. Cackers could score a new job in days. It's good to be free of fear.

Wishing everyone most brilliant w/e ever.

G'night!
( cackers, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 0:59, Reply)

I'm looking at the bottom of my 2nd bottle of wine
Fortunately I've not thrown my money away.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 1:12, Reply)

Hahahahaha
You lot were here last night, talking rubbish and wank/crying over QI, while I was having sex.

WITH A GIRL
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:05, Reply)

I thought
you'd been banned from the care home after last time.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:35, Reply)

They love me in there
I've got care homes at the front and the back of my flat, come Friday night it's easy pickings for me, as they're all doped up on valium.

Party time for Monkeysex.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 24 Jan 2009, 9:50, Reply)