Some of these last few off-topic threads are getting a little penis-orientated.
Come on ladies...........has anyone ever measured their nipples erect to see how far they stand out?

I guess the men can do this also.

I haven't yet but I'm going to get the tape measure out tonight and think rude thoughts.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:19, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Bizarre
The latest Bizarre magazine has an article about a guy who was prescribed oestrogen in order to prevent hair loss, but wasn't prescribed anything to counter the other effects oestrogen would have. He ended up with 2 inch long, permanently erect nipples, and the NHS kept him hanging on for over 2 years before he went to a professional body modder, who removed them for him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:26, Reply)

An ex of mine
would have exceeded an inch's nipple length.

It was horrible.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Pictures?
or it didn't happen
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)

bleurgh
that is all
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:30, Reply)

@Fuckarma.
Certainly.

I can take a pic of the measuring tape used in the experiment and post it tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Much appreciated!
Works for me...

*goes to tape measures fetish anonymous (T.M.F.A.) meeting*
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I was sensible enough
to leave without taking any pictures, after she refused to go down on me on my birthday.

Bitch.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I don't have very big nipples :(
The left sticks out farther than the right since I had it pierced once.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Nothing wrong with small, soft, melt-in-the-mouth nipples

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I've got small nipples Oli
you want some?

They have a ring of hair around them.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Oh God oh God oh God!
My five penises are simultaneously squirting with the excitement of this subject.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:03, Reply)

It wouldn't be the same
if I didn't have to beat off some intensely prickly foliage to suckle on your sweet nectar, Stormy.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:04, Reply)

cripes

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:05, Reply)

But if they melt in the mouth
wouldn't that suggest some form of repulsive disease, a la leprosy?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Kitty, you've confused repulsive
with arousing. Don't worry though, happens to a lot of girls around me.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Ahhh yes
I do have that affliction, it's like colour-blindness, red is green and Pete Doherty is fit.

It's quite crippling.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Blech
Pete Doherty isn't fit, no matter what galaxy you're from.

Now come here and let me repulse you some more.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:17, Reply)

with your
leperotic nipples?

See what I did there?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:21, Reply)

I always have to resist...
The temptation to bite the nipples off when I suck them. One day I fear I will give into temptation.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I do see what you did there
but no, not with my leperotic nipples.

With my syphillitoris.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:23, Reply)

I don't think that mine can be measured
as they're unusually small, even for a guy. I once had a girl complain that she couldn't really play with them.

In your case, O Pierced One, it could be interesting to grasp the ring and pull to see how far you can get them to extend.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Oooh
touche!!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:28, Reply)

You want to touche
my syphillitoris?

Go on then, but wash your hands before you eat that toblerone.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I don't like big nipples.
Wouldn't it hurt if you pulled your nipple by the ring?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:30, Reply)

@ Kristine
My ex had an unsually high pain threshold. They can stretch quite far without detaching.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Oh bleh! I had mine pierced twice and each time it wouldn't heal properly.
It hurt very very badly and I blame my small nipples for rejecting the piercing.
Now I have an awesome white scar on the one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 16:38, Reply)

@ kristine....oo-eerrr painful
My other ex (i've had a few) had her one nipple pierced so it was bigger than the other one. Even after she took out. Her magic tongue ring helped keep my mind off her gigantic left nipple.

Oh and my brother got drunk and pierced his own. A couple of blocks of ice to numb the pain and away you go.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Although it cannot be corroborated by Norris McWhirter.
8mm FTW!

@Kristine - a playful and gentle pull on a nipple ring does not hurt much, and besides you want it to hurt a little bit : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:24, Reply)

8mm?
you're hardly going to poke someones eye out with it.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:44, Reply)

@big-girl's-blouse
Owie. Just owie. There's plenty of pleasurable pain I'd take over that. But, to each her own :D
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 18:10, Reply)

8mm
What's the difference between that and it's natural state oh you of the tape measure?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Raise the bar....
...can anyone beat these coat pegs?

www.nakedworldrecords.com/lnip.htm
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 28 Jan 2009, 10:18, Reply)