Found something
During my morning furtle, just before I got in to the shower, I found something on my balls. Its not good. I showed my girlfriend and the look of horror on her face said it all.

I looked closer, felt around a bit more, and theres no getting away from it. I think I'm dying.

I have TWO grey pubes.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:39, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

better shave your scrotum
it's the only way to stay alive
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:47, Reply)

There's nothing that says your becomming an old gimmer like getting grey pubes.
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( girlinthehole, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Clean yourself after fucking old men up the bum
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Just the three?
Sprog.
(Note: appearance of grey pubes is incremental according to the Fibonacci sequence. Count again when you get home)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 10:16, Reply)

There you go.
You get to blame a dead Italian mathematician for your old-man pubes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:22, Reply)

hmmm.
there were no grey rudehairs in my dream...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)

2 reasons
for my shaven head are:

1) Baldness
2) Greyness

If I don't shave my head (no guard) at least once a fortnight both become quite noticable. I also have psoriasis on my noggin so it looks like I've bashed by a thousand glasses.

I'm only 30 :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)

I read that as "morning turtle"
Sounded very satisfying, if a little graphic.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)

I spy with my little eye
A gap in the market. Just For Balls - A pubic hair dye which matches to your natural colour.

Comes in Black, Ginger and that odd lightish hue.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)

I feel your pain,
Just recently I found my first grey chest hair.

They're heading south, the little grey buggers, so I guess I'll soon have a salt and pepper scrote. Can hardly wait....
( slapdash flying through the cool clean air since, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Oh God No!
Get yourself to the emergency room immediately as it is most likely terminal! And don't let your girlfriend touch you in case you are contagious.
*sprays disinfectant on computer*
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 1:20, Reply)