So anyway
Someone has mailed me, no idea who she is, she thinks I'm someone else. I got this:

Hey D

How's the weather?

Here I am in the library, writing an e-mail.Coming home, hurdling back
10.5 hours felt a lot like time travel. The first day of Hampshire classes, the
campus closed because of snow (strangely, it was the only campus to close).
There's ice on the ground and piles and heaps and stretches of snow.

I am meeting with DK tomorrow. Do you have a message for him?

My older brother is going to be in V for a few days beginning Feb. 5th.
He graduated from N this past year and has been traveling in
Nepal/India since mid November. I am going to give him your e-mail and maybe if
you are missing Americans you two can chat on a ghat.

I think being back would be easier if the goats on the farm had more
sweaters...perhaps I'll go sweater them some night?

Enjoy the weather,

M

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( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:51, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

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Hey M

Weather is AWESOME. Totally awesome. Good to hear from you. Did I mention the weather?? LOL!

School sucks doesnt it? You must hate it there. Sorry about the snow and ice and stuff. Is it cold where you are?

I cant believe your brother is going to be in V for a few days. You should totally give him my email address, we could talk, you know, and stuff.

I miss those goats! Seriously. You should definitely sweater them. I still think of you when I think of goats.

DK eh? That ol' dawg. Tell him I love him like the brother I never had. Well other than my real one. He'll know what I mean. And tell him to stop touching people all the time, it makes people uncomfortable. Otherwise, just punch him in the face and say "thats from D!!" He'll love it. And give him money, he always thinks thats funny.

You know M, I cant help thinking about you know, *that* night. Do you still think about it? I know its wrong and illegal in several states still but it haunts me you know? Like a dead dog still follows its master, barking in the distance, only sort of ghostly. What we did M, was wrong. You know it and I know it but it felt so, well, *right*. Doncha think? I dont care what the people, the authorities or the government or Homeland Security say, I know that that night was special and we'll always have it. That and the incessant scratching! When does that stop by the way??

As always, yours

D

Shall I post her reply when it comes?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Yes please

(i should have joined myspace, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Agreed
*sweater her goat*
( cackers, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:15, Reply)

You are a bad, bad man!
And I just laughed so hard a bit of beer came out my nose! Keep up the good work!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Don't piss her off,
she clearly knows Donkey Kong. This'll only end badly.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Fucking awesome..
..let's hope she has the sense of humour not to hate you for this!
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:47, Reply)

That was great
Keep us updated please.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 0:58, Reply)

It had to be done
to refuse would've been impolite .... Top work.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 6:55, Reply)

Top job there coke
Looking forward to seeing the response.

And don't call me Seymour.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 7:19, Reply)

"don't call me seymour"
*guffaws*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:14, Reply)

post her address...
... and we can all contact her about 'sweatering'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Seymour?
Sorry Supernintendo Chalmers!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:31, Reply)

Tugnut
Every time I hear that I can't help but convulse with laughter :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Is it...
...the best Simpsons line EVER?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, Reply)

It's the only one that still makes me laugh
after feck-knows how many years.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 16:13, Reply)