Who you gonna call...?
Frank Spencer.

This is a QOTW perfect for him.

Does anyone have Mr Spencer's email addy? Can we tempt him out of retirement?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:04, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I'll give him a yell...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:06, Reply)

He posted the other week
bemoaning the fact that he was classed as a one trick pwny.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)

PJM
Are you implying that you'd like Frank to write you some school porn?

See, I was right yesterday.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Partly...
...but some of frank's nostalgic posts contain a hint of bitter irony. Well worth reading.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)

You're absolutely right
I love Frank's posts. He blends nostalgic reality, fantastical mentalism and sexy fun tiem a little too well.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:51, Reply)

We NEED people like Frank...

He is a pure genius. A master of his craft.

If I had one millionth of the talent he has I wouldn't be on B3ta...I'd be too busy skipping through the streets whooping and wanking myself purple.

PJM - this is a good call.

Enzyme - If you do get through to him - let him know what he means to us.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:12, Reply)

i have
sent him an email with a link to his public!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)

There should be somekind of "Bat call" thingy...
When b3ta needs frank, an image of a magenta cock is projected into the sky.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:51, Reply)

aw shucks
Taking time off at the moment due to a dead father. Back soon.
(frankspencer, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:31, Reply)