I'm not a fan of hers in the slightest...
But I can't help but feel sympathy here, having everyone know her every condition, whether or not she wants them to.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7869090.stm
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:12, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's no accident that there's an update in the news
every time she goes to hospital. But if she's making money to pay for her treatment or saving it for her kids to put into trusts then I'm all for it.

Not her biggest fan by any means, but I do feel for the girl as it's a shit way to go.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:20, Reply)

yeah
while she is detestable and loathesome, no one (alright, not many) deserves what she is going through.

@becks: good point. if the money is going towards those things then she's right to take the opportunity.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:21, Reply)

I was tempted to post this earlier
and I agree. She might be a pig-faced uber-idiot, but I've been with my friend to chemotherapy a number of times, and seen the effects of cancer close-up, and noone deserves to suffer like that.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone
I can't stand her, but would rather she fade into obscurity than actually die to a horrible disease.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:31, Reply)

God's punishing her
for being a fat racist
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Blimey!
Agnostic being sympathetic?!?!? It's cold out there but Hell hasn't frozen over just yet.

Personally I couldn't a shit if she lives or dies. I feel sorry for her kids but shit happens and it happens to many other families.

Shame it not Kerry Katona really.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I don't want her to die.
For one simple reason.
If she does, she'll be some kind of Sun/Daily Mail Diana-figure.
"Tragic Jade"

People will forget what a small-minded, repulsive bag of shit she really is.
( Cawl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)

@Spike
Ah sod off!

To be honest, if she died in a car accident, or something like that, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

It's the fact that this is a horrible, slow death.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)

*starts mass producing Jade commerative plates and mugs*
could be on to a winner.

It is hard to decide who I loathe more, Jade or Kerry Katona.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Jade.
The other one's slightly hotter.
( Cawl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Kaol
I'm hoping your apostrophe stands for 'was' and not 'is' hotter.

Kerry Katona was my favourite Atomic Kitten until the accident at the lard factory.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:48, Reply)

katona has this smug look on her face though
she's crying out to be hit with a shovel
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Despite the accident,
I'd still rather her than Jade.
Plus it might feel odd having sex with cervical cancer.

Too far? We shall see...
( Cawl, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Vipros
Bring your shovel to Macc and we'll go hunting in Wilmslow - I think there is a good chance of success.

Kaol, I would imagine it would feel quite nice - the lumps would be like little boobs wrapped in vagina.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Good job I bought a shovel a couple of weeks ago
it's had a nice scraping against concrete to sharpen the edge too!

also, I have to come and meet you to shake your hand for that last comment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)

possible risks
KK may nick the shovel to scoop up the vast quantaties that she still (allegedly) sticks up her little piggy nose.

I propose you break off the handle, twat her from behind, nick the coke then give her a right good spanking.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:59, Reply)

sounds like a plan
I reckon that despite her superhuman coke strength, we will be able to hang on to the shovel.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Do you want
The coke or the cash? She still carries a fair bit of dosh on her apparently, or we could just split 50/50
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)

50/50 sounds good
then everyone wins
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Good luck to her...
...she is the new Princess of Hearts and should be buried on an Island.

Jade is a role model to us all and her deserved rise to celebrity status is something we should make our children aspire to.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Vipros
can I swap half my share of the cash for half your share of the coke?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:06, Reply)

we may have to decide on that after seeing how much of a haul we get ;-)
Tugnut: buried on an island immediately?

what is postman pat's surname?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)

RE: Vipros' hole ...
...absolutely. And if there is space can we add Cheryl Cole?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)

just read this on sickipedia
I've just heard a colleague comment that "Jade Goody's Cancer Spread".

It's nice to see she's making the best of a bad situation but I can't see myself putting it on my toast in the morning.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)

I hateJade and everything that she represents
however she is still a human being and deserves to be treated as such.

Good old Charlie Brooker summed this kind of thing up rather well after Kerry Katona's "This Morning" interview.

www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/oct/27/celebrity-television
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Katona lives...
On Broad Walk in Wilmslow.

I don't know any more info than that, only that she's across the road from my boss!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:08, Reply)