Hello there fan club!
DO you people think QOTW is above /LINKS?
One of you is going.

This is much better than having a group representing each board meet on World of Warcraft and asthma attack their way to victory.
Which now doesn't seem too bad an option now I see it written down.

Perhaps you reinforced virgins can put up a good fight. They say /LINKS have been talking themselves up, too.

As ever, I'll probably be blamed.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:35, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nothing new today JMG?
this one is getting a little tired, especially as some of your hangers-on have been over here saying the same things.

I'd suggest that if you are going to carry on with something of this ilk that you lay down the law regarding what your fanclub can and can't say.

It waters it down somewhat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:39, Reply)

As a JMG hanger on
I'm keen to associate myself with this and bathe myself in the bilious ire of people who have nothing better to do than pretend their lives are interesting online.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Morning JMG
How's life with you?

I think we should put it to a vote.

What are reinforced virgins?!
(Son of Sam-i-am We're all as mad as hatters here, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

People who last had sex ten years ago, but still makes the internet believe they're a local lothario figure down at the discotheque.
They usually work in an office, and are hilarious.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)

It's not like I can tell you what and what not to say.
I'm not a dictator. I'm just very, very popular.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)

I think as long as you believe this
that's the main thing. Can I be on your list now?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:42, Reply)

"NO MORE NERDS!"
You're going to follow me around b3ta now for the next hour, aren't you?

:(


Oh internet culture.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:43, Reply)

If I promise to put you on ignore and never show you up again
can I be on your list?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:47, Reply)

It begins... :(
Well there'll have to be a period of you showing me up to begin with.
This whole timeline that you've drawn up not only defies logic, but requires some serious showing off.
We could be here for weeks before you have a tantrum and put me on block.

Then there's telling everybody I'm on block. Three or four times.
:(



Then there's telling people I don't affect you in the slightest. With smilies.
Then there's telling me I'm on block.


It could be Christmas by then.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Could you not just take my word for it?
I tell you what, give me a trial,put me on your list and I will make every effort not to reply to any of your posts, or even mention your name (i am aware that you come if you're called).
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)

This crying for JMG attention isn't going to look good the next time you throw a tantrum at me, now is it?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I can't recall throwing a tantrum at you before
I'm pretty sure I have remained calm and composed at all times due our coversations.

I do think you sometimes ignore me in preference to other users of /talk, but it must be hard competing against someone with a sharper wit than yourself, so I'll let you off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)

You're only in a bad mood because you aren't on a list you want to be on, on the internet.
Calm down.
You're following me around b3ta again because you aren't getting your own way.
Online.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:13, Reply)

But i've stayed here since you first posted?
Careful, you're in danger of being caught out as wrong again there.

I'm actually in a bad mood because my office is cold and I forgot my fingerless gloves. It's probably your fault though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)

You'll follow me over to the bigger board.
You usually do.

I'm used to this from a few, though. I'm very popular as we all know.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Also. you could now pad out your C.V. with statements relating to time spent at work talking to JMG on the internet.
I could net you fortunes in your next job.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)

How kind of me.
Me, me, me.


Be thankful, don't moan.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I can't make up my own mind.
JMG - what should I do?
( Jobe, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Follow your dreams and TAKE that ballet class.
Then take the entire building, barricading the exits until support arrives in the form of me in hat.
That's when we'll begin installing the stripper poles and the strippers.

GMoS on drums.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Can you people please list my "hangers on".
I love this strand of banter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)

You
do make me laugh. Youre funny. I like you. I'd like a little JMG as a kind of pet. I'd also like a tiny giraffe, and a tiny elephant.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:51, Reply)

I can't help with most of what's asked here by this internet user.
But the latter may be achievable by marrying a b3ta female.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Aww bless
Look what happens when you give keyboards to retards. Isn't it cute?

JMG you do make me laugh you little scamp. It feels kind of cruel, like laughing at kids in wheelchairs.
(Bert Monkeysex2 loves teh cock, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Another winning thread there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 12:41, Reply)

I've read better JMG threads
but not recently.

Hmm.

Have to award 6.5/10 to Al for style, flamboyancy and northern bloody mindedness.

6 points to JMG, up from 4.5 last week, for actually answering in his own thread, being slightly funnier than usual and for offering several opinions.

Well done to all for playing, and a warm hand for our winner, Al

(*WOOOOOOOOOOOOO* *CLAP* CLAP* )

and our close runner up, JMG.

(*WOOOOOOOOOOOOO* *CLAP* CLAP* )

You did well, Kid. Keep practicing, work on those paragraphs, punctuation and imagination - you're gonna win in /offtopic soon, I can feel it in my bone.

Join us again soon. For now - Be safe, kids, on t'internet.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)

I think I found one of JMG's hangers-on.

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 12 Feb 2009, 17:55, Reply)