It is my b3ta day
I feel AMAZING. Although I am gutted that I have been lurking for years and only actually signed up 365 days ago.

Tell me about your favourite birthday present ever. And whoever gets me a picture of the best cake will win my heart for all eternity...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:36, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How's this for a cake?!



Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday to you!
Happy B3taday Dirty Weeker!
Happy B3taday to you!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)

ftw
Borderline nsfw but this is a great cake
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Or...


Yes, I stole it!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:49, Reply)

An Air rifle!

I spent a happy summer shooting my sister's Barbies and old airfix models that i nver finished!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:58, Reply)

It's my real birthday tomorrow
And I am feeling very old. Given the old biblical three-score years and ten malarkey, I'm more than half-way dead. Boo.

(Hwun-two-three-four.... "Aallways look on the bright side of death, ta dum ta dum ta dum da dum)

I'd still appreciate a bottle of malt and some inventive, acrobatic and downright WRONG bedroom shenanigans, though, just to prove there is a spark left in the old carcass. Admittedly I may need a younger man and a set of jump leads halfway through....
(osok Rebel without a clue, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)

One year
an ex took one of my favourite record sleeves and made a giant poster out of it (Never Never Land by the Pink Fairies, if you care) and framed it, she also gave me an original edition of Hendrix's 1st LP (a good £150), a USB turntable and a subscription to Classic Rock magazine.

Fucking incredible. Shame she was a violent nutter...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 17:54, Reply)

Worst cakes ever...
found here: cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

a current favorite would have to be: 2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SYd9aGIMVdI/AAAAAAAABzM/8OlulkZK6tc/s1600-h/Sanne+V+G+.+lw+.+ken+cake.jpg

happy b3ta day!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:06, Reply)

ITs my B3ta birthday as well...
I didnt even realise.

*pops lone party popper*
(i should have joined myspace, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Thanks to you all
That Ken cake is frightening. Have they turned him into a rampant poofter?

The winner of my heart is Agnostic Antichrist with the stolen b3ta cake. Tremendous steal!

And love to myspace who registered on the same day as me. Curses to The Resident Loon who posted a thread way after mine about him getting an upset tummy and the masses flocked to his thread :*-(
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:00, Reply)