I've just realised one of the best feelings in the world.
Sitting here dawdling and it suddenly dawning on me that it's nearly the end of the month when most of my large d/debits go out and there's absolutely no need for me to check on-line if I have enough cash to cover them.


It's a very strange but satisfying feeling.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:28, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

d/debits
I do mine at the beginning of the month so I know how much I have left to spend on drugs and whores. I've still got about £300 and its payday on Friday :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Great!
It's pay day for me, today, and I must admit, it's nice to see my bank account swell that little bit more (insert your own dirty joke here).
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)

same here
drugs and whores are very important

this month has been a good one for savings though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)

I'm moving house this month
So I have the rent/bills for my current place coming out this weekend (after payday), but the deposit and rent for the new place coming out at the end of the month.

March is going to be a month of hermitting and Tesco Value soup...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Payday Tomorrow!
£138.93 for a phone bill
£400 for all other bills.

Then I'm in the clear! (except for the money I owe to various people!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Why do you have money all of a sudden?
eh? Where's all this coming from and why haven't I got any?


Oh yeah, had to pay for those services this month...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Labia
Cheap Tomato soup mixed with Spaghetti.

Beautiful! Add some pepper for flavour.
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Who the hell did you phone?

Biggest phone bill ever - £87.52, but this involved a mobile to mobile call to my girlfriend when I was drunk for 2 hours and she was in Mexico.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)

surely cheap tomatoes
are cheaper than cheap soup

add a cheap onion, some seasoning and some stuff you've stolen from someone else and you have a proper dish, rather than some pauper's fake attempt at creating something?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)

@Vipros
At least my dish is honest. As opposed to you stealing stuff!
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)

the pilfering of the odd basil leaf or pinch of cumin
is hardly grand larceny.

I wouldn't begrudge anyone the odd few leaves from my herb garden or my bay tree.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Agnostic
Does that mean you will be out on Friday? I've got the drugs and whores lined up already.

Anyone else care to join us?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)

@Vipros.
You just said "steal stuff" hardly a precise statement!

Plus, pepper kicks all those herbs you just mentioned into touch.

Pepper's lovely!
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not disputing how awesome pepper is
but it usually works to enhance and improve flavour, not to create the character of a dish.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)

@Vipros
Whatever street cred you had........you just lost it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Pepper and Herbs are both equally awsome

Spikey

I would love some whores to drug on Friday, where are we going, Ipswitch?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)

there is nothing wrong with being a good cook
I thoroughly enjoy it and I pride myself on it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, Reply)

NakedApe
You seem to be confused so I'll explain:

We get lots of coke, lots of pills, MDMA, whatever else you can lay your hand on, and consume lots of alcohol. We then go somewhere (anywhere really, we won't remember)and find the whores. Once whores have been located we shall fuck them and kill them (you can do this in any order)

It's a usual Friday night in sunny Macclesfield :0)

There is no point in wasting good drugs on dirty whores. Silly little Ape :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)

But then I don't get to use my favourite "chat up line"


'Does this smell of Choloform to you?'



I think Macclesfiled is a little far away for me, I stick to Southern whores. you have fun though ;)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Southern whores?
I laugh at your Southern whores!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Sorry fella!
I'm off to Bristol this friday, will be away all weekend!

And it's very easy to raise a phone bill that high when you overrun your minutes a week into the month, and spend several hours on the phone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I agree with Vipros (unfortunately)....
...being a good cook is something to be proud of.

My roast dinners are class!
(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, Reply)

roast dinners are easy though ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Not if you do them correctly! :O)

(The Stig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:38, Reply)

I'd say that makes them more easy

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)