An elephant asked a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"
"Well," says the camel, "I think that's an inappropriate question from somebody whose dick is on his face"


possibly more amusing than this though, I just discovered that Sara Cox has a son called Isaac.

Isaac Cox. How did she not think that through?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:35, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

@Vipros
You're using the name "Sara Cox" and the verb "think" in the same sentence.

An oxymoron, if ever I heard one.....
(The Stig, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:39, Reply)

an astute and valid point
duly noted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:48, Reply)

That's one fantastic sig
Mr V :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:52, Reply)

Hope she has a daughter next
and calls it Drew Cox - a b3tan in the making for sure.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:53, Reply)

thanks No3L ;-)
Drew P Cox?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Last place I worked a lovely lass named Penny got married but kept her maiden name. Took ages but eventually we found out she'd married a bloke with the surname Spender.
.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 8:57, Reply)

Sig duly changed in tribute.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)

LiC
that's excellent

I'm trying to convince some of my friends that when they get married they should hyphenate. They'd be the Harrison-Forders :-)

@No3L: nice. let's try and start a thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:02, Reply)

You've inspired me.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:05, Reply)

Not to mention Brangelina's kid
that they named Shilo Pitt. I hope nobody in that family suffers from spoonerismitis.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 9:18, Reply)

unfortunately
its Isaac Cyzer

:(
( Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)