I'm drunk.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 0:35, 9 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hello Mullered
I'm a bit, well... mullered if the truth be told.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 0:49, Reply)

Gonna get mullered in a little while.
Just got out the bath, having a "Mikes Hard Lemonade" 'cos I got no wine and then heading over to the old mans place for salmon, sea scallops, cheese ravioli and vodka sauce, homemade bread, salad and I'm making banoffi pie for desert.

Nom nom nom
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:09, Reply)

what is
banoffi pie??
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:11, Reply)

Biscuit (cookie) pie crust
a layer of caramel toffee
a layer of banana
another layer of caramel toffee
another layer of banana
topped with whipped cream
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:17, Reply)

okay then workboresme...
now i've tracked you down to the hiding place in the new thread you and the folk can just bugger off cos it's dark and cold and raining here. happy now? cos i'm not. ahem.

(how was that?)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:18, Reply)

Much better,
you cunt. :D
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:21, Reply)

on a skale of 1 2 10
6ish methinks
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:25, Reply)

right then...
if off to bed, work in the morning!
hugs all round
b x

(i knew it wouldn't last!)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:26, Reply)

G'nite Blaireau
Sleep tight
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 1:39, Reply)