Calling All Computer Game Nerds/Fans
Please help me. I've recently purchased Brothers in Arms 3, GTA4, Far Cry 2, COD5, FIFA2009 and Fallout 3.

All these games are a bit shit although COD5 is decent online.

If you don't like computer games please suggest what I should spend my £25ish on?

Which game should I buy?





( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:31, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

KillZone 2
I got it at weekend and it's damn fine.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I suggest you spend the money on a night out.
Try and get a girlfriend.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:38, Reply)

I suggest you
MAN THE FUCK UP
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:39, Reply)

I would buy a ball in a cup
Mexicos number one selling toy, you throw the ball and catch it in the cup. it's that easy, throw the ball and catch it in the cup, then do it all again!

See how many you can catch in an hour and then try and beat that record!

but uh oh you missed the cup, luckily the ball is attached witha length of safety string, so that you and your friends can continue to catch your ball in a cup all day long!

Ball in a cup, ball in a cup, BALL IN A CUP!


*not suitable for vegetarians as contains offal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)

a girlfriend will cost you a lot more than GBP25!
Alcohol, cigarettes and a decent feed.
Invite a mate or mates over.
Have a good night in.

If any of them are women, I suppose you could try to shag them but beware the slippery slope.

I tried to break up with mine over dinner on Saturday but it didnt take and I ended up paying E130 for dinner plus cab fare.

I got to have sex though which, whilst sticky and exhausting, was a good laugh.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

@ BGB
This money is intended for me to NOT have nights out. I.e. stay in and be a geek while saving money because my recent drinking binges have racked up weekend totals in the hundreds of pounds.

In other words I'm not a complete lonely geek(I HAVE A G/F go me!) but I need something to do in the house other than reading or watching the latest "reality" show...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Buy a gram of coke or a quarter of weed
Get you and your friends fucked up and play hide and seek. Much more fun.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)

If you really had a girlfriend
you would know that you aren't allowed to play computer games.

Fail.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I've never done that before
5 disc boxed set

Wank yourself dizzy

edit: discs 2 and 5 are the best








apparently
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I was only joking DW : )
Get some board games.

I've always been keen on Connect 4.
( girlinthehole, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)

My g/f is in another city
At University.

Comes home every fortnight or so and I go down there every so often as well.

But again, for those nights alone I need something to do other than wanking until dust comes out...

BGB - I've even resorted to PAC-MAN on the xbox. Sad days D:
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:44, Reply)

get a second-hand record player
and start a vinyl collection. stays on the right side of geeky I reackon..
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Bioshock
cos it's like system shock but with a different setting.

I've read Mirrors edge makes you feel ill after a while...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 13:53, Reply)

Ratchet and clank
game of the gods

*nods*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:17, Reply)

Dizzy!
Remember Dizzy - the egg with wellies and boxing gloves? It's about time he made a comeback I think!

I know for a fact that he was ditched as CodeMasters had a choice between a new Dizzy game or Sensible Soccer. Dizzy lost. No more Dizzy games. EVER!

Fuckin muppets!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 14:32, Reply)

That's shite!
Dizzy was ace!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 15:37, Reply)