Evening HSH

Pray make yourself comfy.



Hopefully blaireau69 won't go all "Burn the Witch!" on me for posting this as a hyperlink...
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:11, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm finding it hard to believe
how many people don't have the first clue what a pun is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Evenin'
This week, I shall be mostly doing pea-roasts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, Reply)

This week it appears the thread is pre-b0rked...

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

The puns on that page made me bleed internally. I thought the QOTW was bad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)

pre-b0rked threads
are the price you pay for starting 5 HSH threads within 24 hours.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Ye gods
It's like a discussion on the merits of US foreign policy in here.

What the fuck has happened to everyone?
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:08, Reply)

Evenin
Anyone about?
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Greetings mr bollox
I don't think we've met. I've not noticed you here before but even you seem to think everyone's vanished.

I think we've reached a critical mass where people no longer bother to check to see if anything interesting is happening anymore. Hopefully, this will pass and either newcomers will carry the torch or the old-timers will have less going on in their lives.

EDIT: Evenin weekirst
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:14, Reply)

Evenin mista
How goes it with you today? :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Struggling with protocol
Occasional poster The Disappointed here, wondering why Blaireau69 appears to be non persona grata now?

He's my homey - and my literate compardre.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Spakka
I've decided to jettison my old account. I'm well known to a number of OTers, and I've decided I prefer the anonymity.
(mr bollox I love Mr. K best of all the kaoltards, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:26, Reply)

mr Bollox
Ahh now I want to know who you are! Hahaha! :)
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:31, Reply)

.
@kirst: Fine thanks.
The fruits of my labours are finally beginning to show at work, and I'm now fit enough to run for 9 minutes at the gym.

I second what you said about mr bollox
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:54, Reply)

if you have anything to say to/about me...
please make it direct and succinct. this evening (for reasons i don't feel like going into right now or right here) i just don't have the patience.

yesterday evening i learned how to do something new, perhaps got a little carried away with it and now appear to be, as thedisappointed phrased it, persona non-grata.

i shall stear clear of comparing /off topic to /talk BUT perhaps my sense of humour doesn't quite appreciate me being used as the butt of a joke in the sub-title of a thread.

Blaireau69
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:12, Reply)

As I suggested in my gaz
learn how to resize or use a picture that's already on here as the one you used was not work friendly Blair.

I didn't do it to humiliate you, merely to bump it down so it wouldn't show up on everyone's monitors.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Blaireua69
Once I suggested a Cumbrian dialect version of B3TA.

No. I don't suppose it's viable.

When I was a younger Dis I used to crash garden parties, nick booze, and sneak out again.

That's pretty much how I feel right now.

You?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:28, Reply)

frankly?
i'd rather not say!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:32, Reply)

Gazzed You.
Do it!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)

TD
if we went for a dialect b3ta (t3thereta?) i reckon you and i would be the only t3theretans!

edit:@becyjsbx. am i the only person ever to fuck up something the 1st time they tried it?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:52, Reply)

We don't talk about th3tans here
On account of how we sealed them in a volcano a few million years back. Poor old Xenu.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:40, Reply)

t3theretans...
not thetans.
it's a marrer thing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:44, Reply)

I wish I knew
What you were on about. Sadly, I have no idea. Damn, I need beer.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:46, Reply)

TD you still there?
okay, here we go...
Yan
Tan
Tetherer
Petherer
Pegerer
...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Ooh that rings a bell
that yan tan tetherer thing.

And I'm not northern, although I did go to Uni oop there.

And I did thing there was a lot of cuntishness going on earlier.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Yin... tan... tetra!
Hup hup hup!

Is that a cow I see going backwards, at speed?

/What did I miss? I have noticed that Stig of the Dump has made an appearance again, mind.

/Edit

Ok, I'm used to being the offended one on here. Weird.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I'm here now
Because at whatever shite o' clock in the morning it is I've just been called into work to re-set the burglar alarms. Who the fuck wants to break into a warehouse to steal cardboard boxes and scrap paper at shite o' clock??

So I've re-set them. Now I must sit here freezing my bollocks off until they're back in sequence.

I don't think there's a Northern dialogue word to describe the sheer cuntishness of this experience.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:48, Reply)

would burgle the carboard
If wasn't:

So lazy
Drunk
Unable to fly over Atlantic

Yeah, I'm dangerous.
( cackers, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 3:20, Reply)