Does anyone else get horny in the spring?
Ahem. The same thing happens to me around this time every year. As soon as the daffodils bloom, I turn into a gibbering mass of horn.

Does anyone else get that?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:18, 27 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Nope!
*jiggles boobies*
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)

Yes I do
goddam it.

The fella picked the wrong time to move to another country...
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)

yes
badly

very badly
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:30, Reply)

Not that I've noticed....
But then again, I've had a dry spell way coming up to a year, so I don't know how I'd tell against the background levels of frustration!:)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)

I think
I'm just constantly horny all the time...
Maybe your body is just lazy the rest of the year.
( Mellicious is made of candy, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Heheh
That might just be it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:37, Reply)

yes
*glees*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:54, Reply)

I shall be having a year of forced celibacy.
It's character building.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)

I shall be having all the nookie I can get my grubby little paws on
before I turn into Clarissa Dickson Wright
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

@Tulip
Ooooo! Can I be the other one. She was cool.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)

umm
isn't one of them dead?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:03, Reply)

Yes.
She is known only as 'The Other One', such is her enigma.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:04, Reply)

@Blousie
course you can

although you're heaps prettier

but yes one of them* is dead...


*Jenifer Paterson?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)

Them and the hairy bikers.
Best tv cooks evah.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:10, Reply)

Yes!
I couldn't remember her name, so I made a cheap joke.

She was awesome. I just loved her inherent solid Britishness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Noooooooo
Best TV cook ever is Floyd
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:12, Reply)

Sorry, I forgot Floydie.
Them, the Hairy bikers and Floyd.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:13, Reply)

I like the hairy bikers
but they recommended a fish and chip shop in Seahouses which I went to and was very unimpressed with
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Er... No.
Time of year makes no difference to me.
I mean I like Winter, more than the other seasons. But it makes no difference.

EDIT: Although more hours of darkness means more hours of digging.
Nobody else seems to wanna be in a graveyard after dark. Win.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)

@ Kaol
Does that mean you spend the whole year being excited and frisky and bouncy and wriggly and frolicy and hornier than a box of rhinoceroses?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I don't really do "bouncy".
I think I'm just pretty much the same, all the time.
Unless weird-stuff has kicked in. Then I don't really want people touching me.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:30, Reply)

*imagines Kaol bouncy*
*giggles*
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:33, Reply)

I get horny in the spring
and also in the clockweights.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:47, Reply)

@spakka
*spang*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Horn?
Hell, yes.

(To the tune of Robin Hood):
Morning wood, morning wood, waking in the morn,
Morning wood, morning wood, with a raging horn,
Hand down your pants,
Roll back the hood,
Morning wood,
Morning wood,
Morning wood, morning wood, find yourself a hole,
Morning wood, morning wood, any one's a goal!
Use all your girth,
Thrust back and forth,
Morning wood,
Morning wood...
And so on ad nauseam...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It
must be natures way. Make you shag in the spring so that the offspring (hey, maybe there's something in that!?) are born around the end of the year; for some reason.

Maybe 'cos winter is good for new born babies or something.

I don't know; I'm bored.
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)