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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ahem. The same thing happens to me around this time every year. As soon as the daffodils bloom, I turn into a gibbering mass of horn.
Does anyone else get that?
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:18, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

goddam it.
The fella picked the wrong time to move to another country...
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:24, Reply)

But then again, I've had a dry spell way coming up to a year, so I don't know how I'd tell against the background levels of frustration!:)
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)

I'm just constantly horny all the time...
Maybe your body is just lazy the rest of the year.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:36, Reply)

It's character building.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:55, Reply)

before I turn into Clarissa Dickson Wright
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)

course you can
although you're heaps prettier
but yes one of them* is dead...
*Jenifer Paterson?
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:05, Reply)

I couldn't remember her name, so I made a cheap joke.
She was awesome. I just loved her inherent solid Britishness.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)

but they recommended a fish and chip shop in Seahouses which I went to and was very unimpressed with
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Time of year makes no difference to me.
I mean I like Winter, more than the other seasons. But it makes no difference.
EDIT: Although more hours of darkness means more hours of digging.
Nobody else seems to wanna be in a graveyard after dark. Win.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:22, Reply)

Does that mean you spend the whole year being excited and frisky and bouncy and wriggly and frolicy and hornier than a box of rhinoceroses?
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:24, Reply)

I think I'm just pretty much the same, all the time.
Unless weird-stuff has kicked in. Then I don't really want people touching me.
( , Wed 11 Mar 2009, 20:30, Reply)

Hell, yes.
(To the tune of Robin Hood):
Morning wood, morning wood, waking in the morn,
Morning wood, morning wood, with a raging horn,
Hand down your pants,
Roll back the hood,
Morning wood,
Morning wood,
Morning wood, morning wood, find yourself a hole,
Morning wood, morning wood, any one's a goal!
Use all your girth,
Thrust back and forth,
Morning wood,
Morning wood...
And so on ad nauseam...
( , Thu 12 Mar 2009, 10:34, Reply)

must be natures way. Make you shag in the spring so that the offspring (hey, maybe there's something in that!?) are born around the end of the year; for some reason.
Maybe 'cos winter is good for new born babies or something.
I don't know; I'm bored.
( , Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:06, Reply)
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