Rob says he's shutting down /talk in 15 days. So we're all moving here.
Come on. Pack your bags. Out with the lying and in with the obese.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:53, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think that /talk and QOTW could be seamlessly integrated.
We could all lie about what we're having for lunch.
Whilst being asergic and fucking our uncles..
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Gosh!
Talk about coincedence. I just had a quick peep on /talk and was going to ask where you all were and then along you pop!!!

Welcome back JMG, I've missed you :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)

The first JMG post in months
to make me smile. Welcome back Alan Carr impersonator #497, I hope that you have a spiffing stay.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I see you're all taking this news the usual way.
Can we roll on the large lass for you all to show off in front of?
Let us form an orderly queue whilst you all fall out with me over the period of roughly 90 minutes.

Person who replies most times DOES NOT MAKE ME APPEAR POPULAR IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:02, Reply)

I'm a bird
isn't it?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I'm upset...
...Actually, no I'm not. I'm merely being flippant.

I'd love to join this debate, but I'm off telling lies about girls on QOTW.

I'll be back later to find out what you're all having for dinner though.

Ta-ra!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)

You're my favourite bird Bert
How is JMG today?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)

A Welsh bird, it'd seem.
Reply my little liars! Reply like you really, really loathe me.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, Reply)

What the fuck are you asking me for?


Nobody loathes you, JMG, there are those that like you, and those that are overcome by an enormous sense of indifference.

I like you, sometimes, but you need more cake, hugs and jiggling.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:05, Reply)

*The JMG National Anthem*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:06, Reply)

In with the oboes

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Shouldn't you be off somewhere stealing or vandalising or shagging your sister?
?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:08, Reply)

See, this is how we see the banter on QOTW from afar.
This is why you all get such a bad write up from the elder b3tans.

This is terrible, and rather basic internet banter.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:14, Reply)

What's your favourite kind of banter then
what gets you all wet?

I did see you having a conversation with a girl at the weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Stalker

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I wasn't touching myself
while I read his replies so it's not stalking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Why, is he from Essex?

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)

prick

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:13, Reply)

:(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 23 Jun 2013, 23:14, Reply)

I stole, vandalised and shagged my sister last week
It's your turn.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)

It's Friday afternoon
I can't be arsed.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I'm back...
...what is everyone having for dinner?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Gravel
and minge
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Why is talk being shut down?
I like talk.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:39, Reply)

If it really is
then I for one will laugh like hell. All the trolling about QOTW being shut down, turned around into a major bitchslap.

Lulz, I tell you. Lots and lots of lulz.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Just a thought
what will happen to the /talk stats in our profile?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)

They can be traded in for Focus Points.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Actually
looking at it, /talk is looking at 6x10^6 posts. By contrast we're under 4x10^5. I can well believe that they're a major bandwidth drain. And what do they provide in return? Do they tell entertaining stories or make amusing pictures?

Wipe and flush.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:27, Reply)