Whenever I drunk drive to the off licence for more booze
I always put my change in the collection box for the Air Ambulance.

Do you donate to charities that might one day help you?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:54, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just donate in general.
whenever I go to the movies, I'll buy my ticket and then put my change in the Leukaemia Foundation "Give cancer the flicks!" box.
Put the small change into the "seeing eye Dog" boxed.

small things go far.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:47, Reply)

I raised 100 pounds for cancer resurch
I just applied to work for a tobacco company because I like their products so much
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:57, Reply)

And here I was thinking
I'd provoke discussion by implicitly approving of drunk driving.

Good to know I'm among dissolute ne'erdowells.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:04, Reply)

well see LiC
if I had a license to drive alone - sure I'd drink drive because I have to get home again from town again don't I?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Mar 2009, 23:46, Reply)

If I'm going to drink somewhere other than my home
I use buses or taxis. I never drive somewhere if I'm going to drink.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)

Are we talking one drink or two
or "Christ I was so pissed, I had to be carried to my car"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:30, Reply)

Well that depends
Would a sober person think you were sober enough to drive?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:43, Reply)

I donate to a cat charity because................
One day I might be re-born as one.


And don't drink and drive because it's bad juju.
( girlinthehole, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 9:49, Reply)