New Royalty!
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a149840/fans-visit-home-of-princess-jade-goody.html

Looks like we have a new 'peoples princess'

Oh dear.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:20, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*puts spikeypickle on ignore*

(username1, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Please don't!
I'm lovely I am
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)

Really?
Can we chase her into a tunnel? I'd be up for that...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Possibly
I'll push the gurney as fast as I can while you chase us on a motorbike.

I'm hoping she has another 10 days left. That would be a wonderful birthday present :)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Bless U Jde
Wiv de Angles soon. Kisya Misya.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)

Awh fucking hell.
The quicker she dies, the less chance there is of her doing something stupid again.

Er... Also, you can't put spikeypickle on ignore, as much as it pains me to say it, he's the chosen one.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Fuck my hat!
I can predict the future! www.b3ta.com/questions/hypocrisy/post375303

The media had me labouring under the misaprehension that the pig like commoner was on 'last knockings'.

Off to do the lottery now :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:37, Reply)

FUCKIN HELL!!!
Kaol, what have I done to deserve such a worthy status???

*basks in his own glory*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:41, Reply)

It's your damn number.
*frowns*
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)

55555
Yup, I am the Chosen One :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah...
You best do something about it though.
I'd've taken over the world and raised the dead as my minions by now.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:49, Reply)

Raising the Dead
I'm currently working on evoking the spirit of Ian Curtis - I suppose thats a start.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Well, keep me posted
On that one.
( Cawl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)

She's the peoples princess?
I didn't even know that guy from the terrible Shaft remake with Samuel L. Jackson believed in Monarchy.

the little hispanic guys name was Peoples, you missed off your apostrophe and I capitalised on it, because I'm fucking hilarious.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Fuck me you are absolutley hilarious
*laughs so hard a little bit of wee leeks out of his penis*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I would fuck you
but I am barely half a shell of a husk of a corpse of a cadaver of a shadow of an amoeba of a man.

...and my cock is non-existent.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)

That's a shame
How are you anyway? I haven't seen you around much recently.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I am bad.
Things are generally bad.

How are you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)

I'm okay
things are generally quite good. I bought a car polisher today.

Why are things bad? Have you suffered lady problems?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Yes
my front arse is squirting blood like an extra in a John Romero movie.

I got 99 problems, but the bitch ain't one.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Mr Maladicta's reaction
to the news that Jade was dying was "proof natural selection exists". He is also a member of a Facebook group saying as much.
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:03, Reply)

Whatever happened
to that woman found standing over Goody's bed with a hammer?

Did she not get to finish the job?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 22:02, Reply)

^ Apparently
it wasn't quite Hammertime.
( Maladicta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 19:11, Reply)