5 years 11 months 28 days

No wonder I've run out of things to say. I can't even think of anything I want for my b3ta-day presents this year.

Let me know what you were planning to get me and I'll see whether I can be bothered to turn up.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:36, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Some beans.
Then you can count them.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:41, Reply)

Here have a birthday cake - SANDWICH CAKE


A layer of deviled ham, chicken salad and olive-nut spread between a whole loaf white bread surrounded by four packages of strawberry cream cheese.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I wondered where you'd fucked off to :)
Is spimf still about too?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 11:55, Reply)

A firm and hearty
Groin punch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:03, Reply)

@TDW
Oh, lord. I feel a bit ill now.

Nothing in the world can be both (a) edible and (b) that colour.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Glad to know I'm not the only one.
Seriously, pretty much all of the recent questions I've either had nothing to tell of or I've already told the stories in related QOTWs. I've started recycling jokes and puns now.

It makes me sad that I'm running out of tales.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Loon, Che...
Would this help?

www.b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post392948
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)

It would
if the 0v3rl0rdz would go and look at it now and then... I mean, come on, things I've done with a penis? Housemates? Amusing stories about church? What the fuck can I do with any of that?

*sigh* I'm feeling less inspired all the time, I fear.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)

@Che
I was going to give you a lovely virtual snog. Tongues and everything : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Cheers guys
B-G-B - I'll take the snog (I'll even clean my teeth after TDW's cake...mmm...radishes) if you'll deflect the groin punch. Deal?

Hi TRL - apart from work getting in the way anyway, I feel pretty much the same. Still, it's given me more time and energy for some proper writing.

Enzyme - nice one. My 'very good friend' has taught me how many beans make five, so I shouldn't have any problem there.

Oh well guys 'n' gals, keep the faith and remember...damn, what was I going to say?
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I remember what I was going to say:
Even though I might not be posting on the boards...

Wherever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'—I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry n' they know supper's ready. An' when our folks eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build—why, I'll be there.


And please, help yourselves to some cake.

PLEASE!!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I haven't felt inspired to write in a while now.
Or I should say, I only get inspired when I'm at work. In the evenings I've got too much else to distract me.

The thing is, for me writing is a way of entertaining myself when I get really bored. I have to be isolated, without an internet connection, for a few hours at a whack. My life is not conducive to that at this point. Possibly this summer, but right now not so much. I have my daughter living with me, loads of things to tend to at home, and have taken to working with stained glass instead for now as I can do that while watching TV, or at least be able to respond when someone talks to me.

I have a story that I started, one that I think I could spin pretty well, but getting the mental space to write again is being a challenge. I have too many other projects I need to work on first.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:19, Reply)