Is it nearly the Edinburgh bash yet?
Is it is it is it is it is it is it is it....eh!

*runs around waving arms*

*excites*

I've packed my novelty ginger wig and tam-o-shanty and my extendable pole with a mirror on the end for looking up kilts.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:09, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Highly polished
Patent Leather wellies work well too. Except the last time I used them to look up skirts I thought they'd got a crack in them.

Badum tish.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Yes it it
And you're not the only person getting excited.

I'm not wearing a kilt though, I can't afford mine. :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)

trial
I had a zero tolerence equality hissy fit at some random girl who lifted my kilt at a party just over a year ago.

This is my Fear.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 16:52, Reply)

You're not going DJ
because no one wanted to go with you :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)

I am actually joking about the kilt thing you know.
No matter how pissed I get I always maintain a modicum of decorum.





I am 43 you know.
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:16, Reply)

@djtrailprice.
We have met haven't we.

Yay!


Packs dirty old woman coat.

@Labia - I promise to make sure no women pester you all night. You can tell everyone I'm your mum : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I'm so excited I'm doing three wees simultaneously!
Are the others coming from the South also turning their trip into an epic adventure?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Bgb
I know you're only joking ;)

I'll be safe at the bash, so long as I remember to sit with my legs together!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 7:44, Reply)