I must leave you my lovelies
I've just had a verbal warning for misuse of the internet at work...thank god they didn't notice what the content of this site is, but it means I'm not longer on here during the day anymore.

I'll try to come back on more in the evenings, but can't promise.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:45, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Shame....
Is it misuse of teh internet in general or would you slip below the radar by using a proxy site?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Tsk tsk tsk
This is disgraceful, just think of all the furry little creatures you've let down.

You know while you were reading that nob joke last week, little Hammy's dialysis machine failed? It took three vets with a difibrulator to try and save him, but what he really needed was his nurse. He didn't even get to say goodbye, not to you, or his family.

You're heartless, you are. How's that Collie? Was his scan ok?

EDIT that bloke who's taking up your evenings, get rid of him. B3ta is much more important.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)

again fuck off bert
man is a b3tan anyway, so i'd not be missing out on him, just the lovely folk i waffle shit with during the day.

collie is not well :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:10, Reply)

get a smart phone
and an unlimited data plan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)

NOOO!
:(
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:36, Reply)

That sucks
I got busted at my work for it as well, hence me just sticking my head in in the evenings now.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, Reply)

fuckers
that's shitty. and counter-productive (from a managerial view) as well. won't you be more likely to take a few more sickies now that there is *no point* to being onsite? stupid cunts.
( cackers, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, Reply)

In fairness
I was getting absolutely fuck all done til they blocked it!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:39, Reply)

its blocked for me now
however I seem to have missed some of the worst qotws ever and my productivity has gone through the roof, which is good as they are waving the redundancy stick around today :(
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:10, Reply)

I made a teensy tiny little joke about an imaginary hamster
and I get told to fuck off? I don't like this side of you, Becky. My concern for the little Collie was genuine, what's up with him?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 8:18, Reply)