fucksocks, Got the right link this time.
Everyone do this:
xkcd.com/155/

Here's mine.
www.moglesby.karoo.net/search.jpg

that is all...
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:05, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I will try and do this from my desktop later but here is my blackberry history:
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(bill, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Fuck it, I havent checked this but hopefully there is nothing too embarrasing:
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(bill, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 23:48, Reply)

There's a distinct lack of porn in those searches.
I'm disappointed.
( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 9:30, Reply)

alternative
I use Firefox for porn.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 11:38, Reply)