Since todays thread was so successful
Let's have an evening one too.


(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:11, 78 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Yeah
that's not gonna happen.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:15, Reply)

Je suis confused
As to what exactly isn't going to happen? Anyone turning up?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:16, Reply)

Oh, if I must
But I'm very busy trying to do other stuff so don't expect my undivided attention.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:24, Reply)

They all shot their bolt
during the day thread.
I betcha.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Ooh hello!
Christ, that sounded gay.

How do?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:37, Reply)

How do to you too, N3
I'm not bad. Art thou well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:38, Reply)

I art well.
Cooked a big ol' soup, I played F1 2006 for a bit, had an idea for a QOTW post and I'm sat glaring at the tv.

Red Dwarf returns this weekend. I'm trying not to get my hopes up so I'll be pleasantly surprised when it turns out not to be cack.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Currently I am playing poker online
in a mini tournament - 18 players on 2 tables.

just played - because it was cheap, no raises - 6d 2d.

Flop was 2 6 6. Got raised. I reraised the minimum. He went all in.

To be fair he had pocket 9s. But he should have raised them preflop.

teehee.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:44, Reply)

That sounds like a completely different language.
Fortunately, I know what you're talking about :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:50, Reply)

:)
We're down to 9 now. I'm first in chips *so far*.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Mmmm, chips.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:58, Reply)

heh
and just like that we're down to 6 and I'm 3rd.

Bastards who know what they're doing. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 20:59, Reply)

Ha
Now, I'm pretty sure I know all those words, and I even recognise most of them in a poker related sense too. Go me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Just went all in with a pair of 3s
and got called.

And I won! go me.

He was on a flush draw and didn't make it.

I'm now first. Yay! but still 4 players.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Hmm..
This is a bit like Marcel Marceau on the radio.

I've done as much as I can on "Improving Safe Manual Handling Practices" and now I'm bored shitless.

Can anyone provide a Lazarus-stylee resurrection for my usually perky self or must I go to bed under a cloud of dull?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Sounds pretty dull Disappointed
I'm not sure how you get out of that one. Chocolate?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:09, Reply)

What are the odds
on getting hands:

4h 2h
4h 2h
5d 2h

in a row?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Disappointed:
www.instructables.com
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Very dull
But our daytime compadres bemoan the ossification of HSH, and (in keeping with the season) demand it's hoisting upon Gethsemanee to be pilloried and vilified as a scourge upon OT.

I stroll by these parts on occasion and quite enjoy my evening B3TA incursions. I'm not very computer adept and don't feel intimidated here for this lack of ability.

Where was I?

Sorry - just suffered a Count Arthur Strong moment.

Anyway. Entertainment. Needed. If I wasn't so knackered I'd try.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Woo!
Finished 2nd!

paid $1.75 to enter, won $8.10.

I'm a high roller!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:21, Reply)

No3L
Thanks.

Is that available in Polish or Latvian?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:22, Reply)

Here's a question
It's 9:30.

I've just finished a half-bottle of wine. I can go down to the corner shop and get another bottle of wine, or I can switch to beer.

beer after wine tends to be worse than beer before wine, but on the other hand it doesn't involve putting my trousers back on.

Decisions decisions.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Don't mix drinks
Never ever.

I used to start on pints and slip onto to wine or spirits.

Result - poor guts and head.

Stick with what you started with. Far better for the morning after.

Keep yer kecks on, lad.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:37, Reply)

I don't think
That keeping them on is an option at this point.

I say beer. What's the worst that could happen?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Yeah
they haven't been on for a while.

I have enough wine left I think to get me to 10:30 and then I can call it a night. Probably the best option, I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:47, Reply)

Ooh
'The regulated legalisation of drugs would have major benefits for taxpayers, victims of crime, local communities and the criminal justice system, according to the first comprehensive comparison between the cost-effectiveness of legalisation and prohibition. The authors of the report, which is due to be published today, suggest that a legalised, regulated market could save the country around £14bn' - The Guardian.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I am somewhat alarmed
That I engage in internet discourse on occasion with an individual bereft of pantaloons.

Kindly tell me that you don't make a habit of posting in a semi-clad state.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Is it past 8?
Then expect everyone to be in a state of déshabille.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:02, Reply)

If it helps
I have posted a NEW COMIC.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:09, Reply)

Uncouth Buffoon
I remain clad in full evening dress until I retire, should any minor royalty choose to call upon me in back street Bradford.

That's the end of me until after Easter.

'night, folks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 22:16, Reply)

hi everyone
anybody still around...?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:17, Reply)

I don't know about still around
but I've just arrived :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:25, Reply)

hiii
have we met then? I'm fairly sure I've seen you around. If not - pleased to meet you. I am Vamp - the horrendous cock tease and hug arouser extraordinaire!

/hugs until you are slightly aroused.
Lovely to meet you!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:29, Reply)

No, I don't think we have...
I recognise you from your QOTW entries, but I don't think I've ever had the pleasure (vaguely teasing hug notwithstanding); I don't generally venture into Off Topic.

Lovely to meet you too, madam!
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:34, Reply)

You sir are missing out
you should venture here more often into the dank pit of crankiness, nob jokes, pissing about and all round friendliness.

By the way I love the jam on your face. What flavour was it - raspberry? Strawberry?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:43, Reply)

Why thank you.
Gelatin and glycerine with purple facepaint. Never let it be said that I won't go all out for Hallowe'en :p Slightly less delicious on toast, though.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 0:59, Reply)

I remember...
I once dressed up as a clown doctor (yes there are pics somewhere), complete with face makeup, squirty water flower, big puffy red skirt, rollerskates the whole shebang.

It was grand fun.
Another time I literally dressed like a cat down the street. Just cos I could. Black lycra seems to get a few cars honking for some reason...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:13, Reply)

I can't imagine why.
I mean, girls in skintight black clothing? Where's the appeal in that?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:23, Reply)

pffft
fucked if I know.

I'm thinking it was the furry eared headband and the fake whiskers I had stuck to my face that got them honking. Not the lycra. Lycra is no good on anyone.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Well, if Richard Simmons taught us anything
it's that there's never an excuse for lycra. I hear whisker fetishism is fairly common, though. Eight out of ten perverts recommend it :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:32, Reply)

hmmm
and do you count yourself in amongst those eight Mr E??
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:36, Reply)

I'm afraid
no one came to quiz me. Apparently I'm 'too far off the bell-curve', and so my responses are of 'little statistical importance to the public'. Pah to them!
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:39, Reply)

thats a little disturbing
if your that far off the beaten track!

You'll get along famously with bert and al.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Well
if the welcome I've received tonight is anything to go by, I'm sure I'll be sticking around for long enough to find out :) Are their hugs so delightful?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:44, Reply)

ahaha
they will try to fiddle with your ring. And I'm not talking about the one on your finger.
But it's very delightful! (so I've been told *whistles*)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:48, Reply)

I don't
wear jewellery, so that's a relief. At least I can be sure that my back-back pocket will get the attention it deserves :)

Is that your attempt to play the coquette, Ms. Cat?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 1:52, Reply)

coquette? haha why do I always giggle at words...
which sound like cock!

I'm so mature. My parents must be so proud of me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:02, Reply)

I'm going to assume
it's a postmodern, ironic critique of the Freudian nature of modern society, and not just the fact that dongs is well funny, innit :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:14, Reply)

(even though, you know, dongs are indeed well funny :p)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:15, Reply)

ahaha I just think
they do look just *slightly* .... err... odd.

And you can never have too many penis jokes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Slightly odd?
Halfway between Groucho Marx and Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, if personal experience is anything to go by.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:19, Reply)

I was trying to be diplomatic about it
but yeah that's a good well enough description. And a vivid one. Thanks.

Now I have the mental image of a flytype groucho marx...penis...thing.

/shudders.
chuck us the mental bleach please. Lots of it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:21, Reply)

You can wash
but you'll never be clean. Not now you've experienced the joys of Groucho Brundlecock :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:23, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaand
there goes my breakfast.

Careful - don't make bert slap you with his hitlercock.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:25, Reply)

You're right
I guess I should rein it in a little. I don't want to exhaust all the delights of Off Topic on my first night :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:27, Reply)

hah this ain't anything
believe me. Go read the HSH a little ways down. That is a HSH. Then peruse the other random threads.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:31, Reply)

Hehe
I didn't realise the 'Home' in HSH was on Main Street, Gomorrah :p Seems like a fun place to hang out, anyway.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 2:44, Reply)

oh it is. it really is
I love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:03, Reply)

wow
still people around.

Early morning (or afternoon/evening) too you both
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:07, Reply)

Hi flesh!
/huggles

how's you? it's just after 12pm here. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:16, Reply)

Hi Flesh
Nice to be making your acquaintance :)
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:21, Reply)

its 4:30am
here.

And I can't sleep (damn rain and heat)

I know VC is in Oz, Elinnikos, where you at?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:26, Reply)

where are you fleshfence?
I've never been 100% sure. :(

By the way the best way to sleep I find when its hot and rainy is naked with just a sheet covering the essentials. so much easier to fall asleep like that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:34, Reply)

im in Spain
and the heat is too sticky for any kind of sleep at all, naked or otherwise
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:39, Reply)

Spain!
what the hell. for some reason I thought you were somewhere in england?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:40, Reply)

England
Lancashire to be specific, although usually Coventry. What about yourself?
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:40, Reply)

one of my english teachers
is orginally from wales - and then lived in lancashire for most of his life. he's way cool.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:45, Reply)

I'm actually Scottish
but I live here with my missus.

But not English, no, never.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:46, Reply)

Hehe
I miss it, when I'm down in the Midlands (especially when it's snowing on the hills and we get bugger all), but the accent is a bitch.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:49, Reply)

scottish ey?
wow.
christ can't wait to get there. twill be good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:51, Reply)

if you like
the constant cold and the rain, then yes.

Actually, it's mostly a nice place to visit. Just don't go to Dundee - duller than dishwater
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:53, Reply)

ahah yeah I do actually
I love rain. And after living in australia I'm sure it'll be nice to have to buy wellies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 3:55, Reply)

wellies?
you'd need waders more likely.


it's not actually all that bad rain wise - just never seems to do anything else though.

and now, I'm going to try and sleep. Catch you later
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:12, Reply)

aha okay flesh
catchya round.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:13, Reply)

Evening all.
It's 8.34 here in California and American Idol is on.
I also have stinky feet through wearing flip flops for the last week.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:35, Reply)

hi wbm
smelly feet are funny when you put them in people's faces.
Have you been fishing lately?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:38, Reply)

Not since middle of March, VC.
Work has been getting busier (yay) and we just layed off another person, so I'm working my butt off trying to a) keep the company afloat and b) getting used to being second in command.
It's also concert season here, so in between concerts and baseball games, I'm working and trying to keep my apartment in shape!
There's a tournament next weekend though, so that will involve camping, drinking, eating and fishing with great people, and that's what fishing is about!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:50, Reply)

sounds like grand fun over there
Have a great time at your tournament though - sounds like fun.
at the moment I'm actually starting to get ready for mid year exams :(

Darn school. Deep breaths. it's only 18 months to go! 12 even, if you take out the holidays.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 4:54, Reply)