Good morning my darlings!
It's a beautiful day. Remember. Jesus died on the cross to save our sins. So let's go sin some more...he didn't die hard enough!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 19:09, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

In my case
I think he got off lightly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Apr 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Oh I don't know
being stabbed, having sharp things digging into your scalp and then being nailed to a plank seems a pretty hard way to die, especially if you walk away and laugh about it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 0:06, Reply)

one egg and one chuffing rabbit. that's all i got.
he died for THAT?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 1:39, Reply)

well at least you got something baz
Some people didn't get anything at all. Some people, like myself, had worrrrrrk.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 2:04, Reply)

Next year
I'm going to talk nicely to some chocolate manufacturers to see if we can put some Jesus dolls inside the eggs to symbolise Jesus' hatching after three days trapped in a cave made from chocolate and marzipan.

Anyone else think it'd be a go-er?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:33, Reply)