someone must
have a paralysed friend and access to a Slendertone muscletoner. If so, then please make them dance about and film it for Youtube.

My mate has a good midi control unit for the light rig in his band. I suggested he connect it up to a Slendertone's control box, attach the pads to a paraplegic guy and have them lurch about during a gig a bit like a zombie Bez.

Against their will.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What happens
when I click "I like this" on an OT post?

:-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Anyone who has you in their friends list
is directed to it when they look at "Friends' Activity".

So it has a little value.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 18:45, Reply)

I don't have a paralysed friend
But I will warn you that when applied to the face and eyelids of a sleeping pissed person as a comedy method of waking them up, there is a chance they will (literally) piss themselves.

So make sure they're not round your house sitting on your sofa, and you'll be fine.
(username1, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 16:21, Reply)