Thank you,
Fate. I really need SNB to crawl out of the woodwork now and start pestering me about why she can't see a relationship status on my Facebook page. "U still with the man?" Jesus. Mind your own business...

/vent
( Maladicta, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:35, 22 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Just keep hammering away
with the "I'm sorry but it's none of your business."

Don't elaborate. Don't explain.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:45, Reply)

Good old facebook....
Allows pretty much everyone to veiw the intimate details of your life. If it wasn't for the fact that I quite like keeping in contact with people miles away I'd delete the bloody thing.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:48, Reply)

@TLIC
I like that, though I normally prefer to ignore her outright, same as any of those bitches I used to live with. As if I didn't have enough going on right now...
( Maladicta, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:59, Reply)

@Fredz
I contemplated changing my status to "Maladicta wishes some people would mind their own cunting business".
( Maladicta, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 23:59, Reply)

Funnily enough....
I did once have a similar sort of situation, and changed my status to something along those lines. I think someone removed me from their friends list! So yeah, it probably worked
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:03, Reply)

I'm seriously tempted to just delete her, and everyone else I used to live with
although it'll make me look seriously butthurt and look like I'm hiding something, which I am. The thing that's annoying me is that it's obvious she's made a point of going on my profile to find out...
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:12, Reply)

Ask yourself if you care what those people think
and keep calm and carry on. :)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:15, Reply)

^ I'll ignore it for now
then just delete it, although the amount of time I've been spending on 4chan lately is inciting me to ask them to troll her. Surely not a good sign.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:16, Reply)

She probably hasn't looked at your profile...
The single thing probably popped up on that damn live feed thing. Occasionaly I get messages on there about people's status, when I haven't even looked at their profile. Interestingly deleting your relationship status and leaving it blank due to the fucking annoying targetted ads at single folk registers as "in a relationship" on the news feed. Which confused some folk. Also - get 4chan to troll her. THough don't they do that "not your personal army" thing?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:25, Reply)

^ They do, and the price seems to be a photo of one's norks.
Not going to happen.

I made sure it wouldn't pop up on my feed to avoid just this. She commented on my status, and as she must have had to go on my profile to do it, she must have seen and thought "it doesn't say it any more, let's go and rub salt in the wound". I'm not being petty, this is the girl who wanted me to finish with him so we could be "the single house" after all. She deserves to be trolled hard.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:27, Reply)

Find a photo of some random girls norks
Post it, the end :)
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:31, Reply)

^ You don't know how tempted I am.
I've already deleted the status update she commented on, and am wanting people to write on my wall A LOT so her post will vanish downwards and I can delete it.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:38, Reply)

I've got to say
She sounds like she could use the trolling. Not like you'd feel particuarly guilty about it. And I can't imagine it'd be that hard to find breasts on the internet. Can't you remove comments and the like though? Or at least hide them? Other than that? Er, ask people to post any old stuff?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:40, Reply)

^ She's a total slutwhore. I hated living with her
and she's such a shit-stirrer she'll be loving this since she always hated me being with him. I'm going to write on the walls of some of my more loquacious friends and see if we can't bump her down the page a bit...

I'm reluctant to troll her hard because I know 4chan logs IP addresses, and it could be traced back to me. Bah.

EDIT: I've also been passed a link to TEWC's livejournal and the poetry therein deserves to be mocked.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:52, Reply)

TEWC? Am I being slow? I don't know what that stands for...
But terrible livejournal poetry is always good for a laugh.... And I guess if it could come back and bite you in the arse, trolling hard might not be a plan. Probably best to ignore it and move on.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 0:58, Reply)

My twat ex with a child:
not the very recent one, but one who messed me around and cheated on me and was basically the anti-Rick Astley. For your delectation:

Alone I sit on the top of a hill
Thinking of how my unlife has been
Of the pain and the sorrow I've seen
In the eyes of my victims before they lay still.

Though a hunter in darkness I must be
The feelings of guilt always come back
When I sink my teeth in another man's neck
My conscience is the only light left in me.

All I want is to leave the shadows behind
And truly this time I will
For I no longer desire to kill
Thoughts of light are now on my mind.

I'm waiting for the sunrise today
On the lonely hill where I sit
And maybe, I'll catch a glimpse of it
Before the wind blows my ashes away.

--

OK... it's slightly less awful now I know he didn't write it.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:17, Reply)

Wow. That's amazingly insipid
And pretty poor, all things considered. maybe you should get someone to post it on your facebook wall? I can't imagine many people reading to the end of it, so any comments or whatever below that are going to get ignored
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 1:29, Reply)

You don't know me and I don't know you
but surely the sensible thing to do here would be just to delete her from your facebook friends, or do you just thrive on the drama?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 8:53, Reply)

Not at all.
The reason I've not unfriended her is because I'm too nice. I should have done it months ago but then she started to leave me alone so I assumed she'd got bored. The drama llama is not my friend. In fact, I'm knocking them all off my list tonight when I get home.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 11:31, Reply)

You're nice enough to call her a slutwhore
but too nice to unfriend her.

Pfft.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Just remove her and never suffer her presence again
people like that are not worth the effort or good grace.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 15:37, Reply)

^ Done and done. I had a little cull and feel much better.
No more Creepy Dave or bitch housemates.

Sorry guys :( didn't mean to be such a misanthrope. I had a shit weekend and that was the icing on the cake.
( Maladicta, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 20:22, Reply)