Favourite sex toys...what's yours?
Mine is a multi faceted egg thing that has a remote control and the ability to plug more into it via the special sexytiems adapter.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Either people are on lunch
Or they're not drunk/brave enough to answer this ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

That sounds rather fun!
I don't have any sex toys for when I'm going solo. Can't think what my favourite is when I'm not going solo...how boring of me.
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

My trusty 8" smooth deep purple vibe
has got me into, and out of, plenty of scrapes :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:00, Reply)

I heartily recommend
Not bothering with a Fleshlight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:02, Reply)

I find vibes a bit boring now
The egg thing's where it's at

*nods*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Just come back from lunch...
not drunk, but still brave enough to answer this. My girlfriends dragonz tail for non-solo times, and, well, I'm a boy, so my hand for me-time. I've yet to find an onanism device for boys that is not either creepy or vile or both.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, Reply)

Fleshlights
are pretty shit.

Why bother when most blokes have a variable resistance, easy-clean sex toy already built in?
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:05, Reply)

Darkson
I know just what you mean. I went to three sex shops yesterday trying to find a suitable gift and ended up empty handed. All creepy or just weird and wrong.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)

Amen Ducky!
And my hand doesn't queef CONSTANTLY.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, Reply)

And the horror
of the hard edge of the casing.

It's like having sex with a queefy anorexic
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:07, Reply)

I've got a couple of Lego figures
that I like to leave in compromising positions around the house...does that count?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:08, Reply)

well
similarly, I have god's sex toys for solo times.

have a cock and balls ring with a little bullet vibrator too, but to be honest the vibrations are all you can feel when using it. works ok with out that though.

to be honest, and without wanting to blow my own trumpet (so to speak) I'm pretty fucking good with my hands and tongue.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Down with Fleshlights!
For the money I spent on it, I could have bought enough rohypnol to last me a week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:09, Reply)

Ahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, Reply)

oh come now, becky
Surely there can be no greater moment in a boys life than when he opens his birthday present to reveal a 3/4 size latex replica of a pornstars disembodied arse with "Real Working Orifices"?

My mother still brings this up.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:14, Reply)

voms a bit
I think it was more the dazzling display of flesh lights, motorised tongues that the salesman assured me were for men as they worked in an encircling motion and motorised butt plugs that put me off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:15, Reply)

@Darkson
She gave me one of those too. I don't know *why* she finds it so funny :-(
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, Reply)

Ahem!
My pvc all in one crotchless body suit.


I don't do gimp masks as I'm claustraphobic.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, Reply)

When I read 'motorised buttplugs'
I imagined something with a rip-cord, akin to firing up a chainsaw. *shudders*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:17, Reply)

Along the same lines as this thread
The girl I fancy at work and I just had an interesting discussion about our tongue piercings which ended in us both saying that our primary motivation was to improve oral sex!
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Why else would you get it done?
I know that was my primary motivator and have never had any complaints.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:24, Reply)

Stop it Lab
You're killing me!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Oh, you got it done V?
How'd it go?

I want to get mine done. For the reasons stated.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:25, Reply)

The theme tune
from "The Benny Hill Show"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Killed by motorised buttplug...
Nice.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I have three favourites
My personal fav is my metal muttplug - prostate massage is goooood.

My girlfriend loves her sybian. Damned noisey though.

And my favourite of hers is the mobile phone activated panty vibrator, so I can play with her when she least expects it.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Lab
I'll tell you how it was if you agree to a cock sucking orgy with me because I'm nice like that. I didn't feel a thing, it swelled up quite a bit but not until about 10 hours after I'd had it done.

The swelling has been going down since then (Saturday lunch time) and as of some time yesterday is an area about the size of my thumbnail around the hole is all that's swollen. No real pain afterwards other than the fucking massive bar rubbing on bits of my mouth but I'm getting used to that. Can't wait to get it changed down to a smaller size though!
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:30, Reply)

Thanks for the review V!
I'll get mine down next month I reckon :)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:33, Reply)

The review is issues with the following note
My tongue was sprayed with the awesome anesthetic spray stuff so it was a bit numb!
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Don't do what I did and assume it will go down if you suck enough
Mr Freeze's - icy pops you filth minded guttersnipes. Ibuprofen is the best thing for it. Also your tongue will release bacteria to try and eject it, thereby coating your tongue, so don't be surprised when you drink a lot of coke and your tongue turns black.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:42, Reply)

The internet
Rich in the visual stimulation a boy needs. Especially the torrents and askjolene.com - the only reason to pay for porn these days is if that's what floats your boat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Gaffer tape and ladies
do it for me
( fudboy high ideals and crazy dreams, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:46, Reply)

@Becky
I wanted to take ibuprofen but I'm not supposed to take NSAIDs because of my lithium.

Having a fun coloured tongue is...not fun. I've been brushing my teeth and using www.gumsmart.com/en/1/corsodyl.html after eating which has kept my tongue the normal colour. That mouthwash isn't coloured which is pretty nice.
( Captain V, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:59, Reply)

You could take arnica if it's painful
that's a safe NSAID
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:06, Reply)