I've just read on Yahoo news
That a musical based on the life of Jade Goody is being planned. Despite my best hopes, I really don't think that this is a joke.

So, dear B3tans, the question is - what should it be called?

Dirty Rotten Mimsies?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:31, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ding dong the munter's dead?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Hallelujiah!
The Bitch is dead!
edit hmmm. Becky appears to have beaten me.

Ignorant Cow - get me outta here now!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Goody: a Warning From History
or Abra-kebabra

or Brain Dead II
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Kebabs, Cancer and Casual Racism

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:39, Reply)

if it was to feature a male guardian Angel as the main charcter
Angel Jim and the lumpy quim!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Proof of the Theory of Evolution
Unfortunately someone saw her as attractive and procreated before this was realised.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Time for a really tenuous one
The Goody _{was briefly} The Baddie _{following an incidence of racial discrimination,} and _{fuck me, was always} The Ugly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Jaded
At least that's what the rest of us are by now.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Everybody wants to be racist dead and famous

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:10, Reply)

Everybody wants to be just like me
I'm Raccccccciiiiiiiiisssssttttttt annnnnndddddd fammmmmmmous!!!

Presidents of the USA - circa 1996 - for the original :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:09, Reply)

I'm thinking
Jade Goody: Dead Famous
( Cawl, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Err...
"How do you solve a problem like cervical cancer?"
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

How About..
From the dizzy heights of celebrity, to the cold hard dirt?

Jade Goody, we wish we hardly knew ye
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Erm...
...Low Society?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:15, Reply)

the next Batman film
She could have got a part as the 'The Riddled'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 12:36, Reply)