Today has been a good day.
We share an office with some rather loud and annoying HR types. However they run a hot desk staffing system and todays incumbent has the most magnificent norks I have witnessed in an absolute age. And she wears tight t-shirts. My boss has asked me twice whether I have rabies or motor neurone disease. Either way he has intimated that if I don't stop drooling the young lady concerned may sue me for provision of water wings.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:47, 8 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Pics or it didn't happen
You know the score.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Unfortunately
I ain't got no camera. And I'm a wuss. But my right hand knows it happened and that's what counts. :)
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Seconded
And this time you actually can...pretend you're writing a text and make sure you whistle innocently...

/Edit: Damn you!

Draw us a pic then :-)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Hm
**Strokes chin.**

It will have to wait though cos the usb ports on my work pc are disabled for external devices.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:14, Reply)

*ahem*
www.bloggersbase.com/articles/technology/computers/registry-hack-to-disable-access-to-usb-ports-in-windows-xp/

...pics?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:16, Reply)

That won't work, MrOli.
(username1, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:28, Reply)

There's a much easier way via services.
But I can't do it cos of other stuff. Just wait, my artistic prowess will make sure you think it's worth it. I'm mint at arty stuff me.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Had no time.
But here's a mental image.

Think of BGB. Now roll back 15 years. Now imagine her smuggling two basketballs up a skintight hooped t-shirt. There you have it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 8:49, Reply)