So, Teh End of Days is close...
What would you do with your last few days as Swine Flu takes hold, grasps the very life from your loved ones, and turns on you?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:55, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hold a massive b3ta orgy
but "forget" to invite Bert
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Finally discover
Exactly what human flesh tastes like.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 15:58, Reply)

I'd go and have sex with as many of the /talk b3tans as possible.
No-one should die a virgin.

Edit - apart from children of course : /
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:00, Reply)

WIN!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I'm with Kaol
I bet it's delicious!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Kaol + Vippy
Tastes like pork.


So I hear. *cough*
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Find Jesus!
And deck the cunt.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Thing is,
Hopefully I'd be immune to the 'flu.
Or I'd just lock myself away 'til it's passed.

Then I could come out and use the world as my personal buffet.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Ethel
pork is good :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Kaol
if I do die and I find out you ate me I am going to be very upset
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I don't mind Kaol eating me as long as it's with a nice Chianti and some fava beans.
.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:04, Reply)

If you were to try cannibalism...
...what part do you think would be yummiest?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Nah...
It'd be raw, washed down with petrol-tasting post-apocalypse rain-water.

EDIT: According to Jeff, the biceps are the best part.
( Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

the rump
mmmm rump
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I, like Kaol would survive.
I would then rise from the ashes of our fallen civillisation and create a new one in my own image.

Bow down before the emperor of the world!

EDIT Badger, the rump would be too fatty
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I reckon a rack
of human ribs would be good.

or belly. like pork belly. mmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Speak for your own rump Dok
I reckon mine would be awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Mmmmmmm
Ribs, I could do with some of those to eat.

EDIT I'm not saying a word about your rump. It would only get me into trouble! ;)
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:11, Reply)

TGB
At first I was upset that you wouldn't invite me to your pretend B3ta orgy, but then I started looking at people's profiles again and realised just how lucky that would make me.

You smelly oaf.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:12, Reply)

Whatever Bert
if you thought that you'd stop coming back here to annoy us all
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:25, Reply)

I managed a whole week
but it was incredibly dull. I had no idea my job was so boring.

There are a few people on here that I love, and they make it all worthwhile. The rest of you are awful, but I love you in spite of that.

EDIT Am I really that annoying? I've been really well behaved lately and everything.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:29, Reply)

I think I have swine flu.
I'm all snotty and stuffy.

Oh, and unimpressed that the thing wouldn't let me post more than a line. Grr. Post regulatorage.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:32, Reply)

And I'd eat so much ice cream
that I'd make myself sick.

Then I'd have more.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:33, Reply)

To prove my point
Am exceptionally good at being 5 minutes behind the talk going on today.

My brain has been left on some bus somewhere.

Sooo - body parts.

Thighs. Yep, rugby players' thighs. Always had a thing about them.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I would
hunt down and stab those who come up with the cheap radio advert jingles.

Get on ma tits does it.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:39, Reply)

I'd also visit
Chorlton-cum-hardy

teehee!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 16:41, Reply)