Swine Flu (part 15)
"U.S. pork producers are finding that the name of the virus spreading from Mexico is affecting their business, prompting U.S. officials to argue for changing the name from swine flu."

Any suggestions?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:10, 12 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Piniata Plague
Mexican Bastard Flu
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Pig Lung.

( Cawl, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Alan .
Tis a good name for a flu.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:13, Reply)

'McDonalds Aids'...
...got the office vote here.

That might effect their sales a bit
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

Death from above
with nasty pointy teeth.

well, the media would like it.
( DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:18, Reply)

name it after the place it started
Dirty Mexican Disease

[edit] curse you Col Drac, beat me to it :( and did it better...
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I read a thing about muslims wanting it renamed
to mexican flu because swine is unclean so people might be ashamed of admitting they had it until it was too late.

Natural selection in action if you ask me. I recommend changing the name to Kiddy-Fiddlers Stink-Arse and see who takes their reputation more seriously than their life.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:25, Reply)

'Muslims want it renamed'?
If that is the case how about 'Jew Flu'?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Heheh bloody hell!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Israel got there first
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8021301.stm
(Concrete Cow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:32, Reply)

I knew it was one of those
Religions that don't trust you to choose your own food.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 11:40, Reply)

They'll change the name,
and it will then be reported "The New Flu - formerly known as Swine Flu" so it's a moot point, really.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:48, Reply)