I miss Al

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:10, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Why don't you txt him?
Something innocent like, "Hey, was just thinking about you...this still your number?"
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:22, Reply)

If I text him
he'll know that I miss him, and then he'll think I'm easy.

I've been tempted to, but I can't think of anything offensive enough.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Where is Al?
Has he flounced off then?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:25, Reply)

Is he missing?
I thought I saw a recent post from him...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:27, Reply)

He posted a couple of days ago
apparently he's had a couple of really stressful weeks, and he's been unable to post.

The internet would stop hating me if Al were here to keep me in line. Damn you al, you and your lovely, shiny face.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:27, Reply)

"I wish I was
buried balls deep in your kid sister"

?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:28, Reply)

I don't know if he has a sister
and that's nowhere near the same level of cuntiness Al and I achieve.

EDIT I just sent him 'I miss you, you bloody granny's minge eating son of Hornblower's elongated haemorrhoids.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:31, Reply)

I didn't say which end...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:36, Reply)

Well, who wouldn't respond to that?
I can almost hear the band warming up to start the Bert and Al show.

Hold on to yer scrotes, it's gonna be bumpy!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:38, Reply)

He probably won't
It always takes him weeks to reply to my texts, and then all I get is 'You absolute cunt, I was with my Mrs when you sent that and you made me fall over laughing.'
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:39, Reply)

Why not
go on talk and declare how much you miss him on there?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:54, Reply)

YEAH
That's a great idea!

Don't you love me anymore, Beckyjsbx? Do you want me to go and boil my head?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 17:59, Reply)

I want you
to go and lick my anus.

I've missed you too Bert. I only stayed away because I thought you had quit B3ta and I couldn't face it on here without you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:18, Reply)

Awww
I'd never do that! I thought you were the one who had left, and it made me die inside and become all nasty and bitter, and I picked on Kaol and TGB becuase neither of them has a sense of humour, or any sense at all, and also he touches kids and she eats pensioner pubes, oh and there's so much that you've missed!

*HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY DANCES*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:24, Reply)

That's so sweet
and at the same time very wrong :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:47, Reply)

Aww, how cute...
but yes. Also wrong. With the morning's condom covered spunk splattered computer issues, then bert licking al's hole...

Think I need to borrow vampy's cauteriser for the horrid mental imagery of the reuniting.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:53, Reply)

But Psyche!
I needs it too!

/sizzles.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Apr 2009, 21:45, Reply)

@Bert
Al is Taylor to your Clough. Without him you can't scale the dizzying heights of whatever it is you do on Off Topic.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 30 Apr 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I RULE on Off Topic

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, Reply)