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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Because my parents think I'm a bit more than "funsized"
They're keeping a close eye on what I eat. Therefore, when I wanted to have a couple of my lovely homemade gingerbread (nothing like grinding your own spices! [/smug cooker]) with my tea, I hid them in my bra when I was going upstairs.

Now there are crumbs in my bra and it's itchy.

What stupid, thoughtless thing have you done today?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:39, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
my missus
is preggers. She stayed in, I went out. I got lamped (but not too much). and now I'm smoking a fat one while on b3ta, am I all that bad or just normal?
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, Reply)
Cleavage crumbs are yummy.
All warm and toasty.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:27, Reply)
cleavage crumbs...
has just made my evening!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:28, Reply)
Psyche -
Love the sig ^_^ I will give you infinite cleavage-crumbs if you recognise the language/play it's from.


edit: username, that is. dunno if it even comes up on google... it's a bit random.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:47, Reply)
Ay-iy-iy!
Los Campesinos!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:55, Reply)
whoops
I meant my username ^_^

But you, Mr/Mrs Light In Chains, get some cleavage-crumbs also. Don't choke on them in revulsion.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)
cleavage crumbs
Ftw ... Yummy!
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Smuggling gingerbread men?
*snigger*
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, Reply)

Aristophanes, no?

Edit: wasn't Lampito a whore or something? :P

(don't have that play to hand to check...)
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:46, Reply)
Bingo!
username1, you can have a whole biscuit.

Lysistrata is my favourite play ever.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:50, Reply)
*accepts biscuit*
I'm actually reading The Poet & The Women at the moment, although more off than on as I tend to be too stoned to concentrate on it by this time of day.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:52, Reply)
As for whether she was a whore
She's the really horny Spartan who makes cock jokes the whole time.

I'm not physically fit, but I think I'd make a good Spartan woman.

And in one of my copies, she's Northern, so it's quite apt.

I'm not reading much at the mo, trying some Pushkin parallel translation and a spot of re-reading old favourites like Molesworth. And avoiding reading what I SHOULD be reading, like books on the Enlightenment and Bloody Cicero.
(, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:09, Reply)
Haha, classics degree then?
I alternate between reading utter trash because I feel lazy and want something enjoyable and usually detective story ish, and thinking I need to read something intellectual and improving.
(, Wed 6 May 2009, 8:49, Reply)

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