Bert MonkeySoft
Who do you want me to bully today?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:35, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh fucking hell
I thought you'd never show up and here you are right as I stagger off to bed.
you royal arseface.

luff you really. I'll annoy you tomorrow
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Bert
I hope you aren't a spidermonkey. VC won't luff you if you are.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Okey dokey VC
Cheerio, off to bed, sweet dreams and all that...

lazy antipodean on the wrong side of the world where you're upside down and cold at the wrong time of year

Porkylips I am a spider monkey, there's even a photo of me in my other profile to prove it.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Or
A Monkey-Spider, that would be worse.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:40, Reply)

GARGH
fuck off with the spiders you lot!!!
I'll be a real vampyrecat and pee on your bed and drain your necks!
I like the cold. Shut up.

Love you all with love and fluff and tummy lint and chocolate wrappers.
Vamp.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 May 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Oh my.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 May 2009, 13:48, Reply)

YEAH?
So's your face
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 6 May 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Bully me you cunt
I'll take any attention of you. It's better than being ignored.

You cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:01, Reply)

You're a fuck ugly poo head and your mother doesn't love you.

(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 6 May 2009, 15:41, Reply)

But yours does
most nights.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:10, Reply)

Haha
My Mum's a Man.

You gay.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Wed 6 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)