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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
What is the correct response to
"Oy, are you looking at my bird?!"
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:08,
10 replies,
latest was 17 years ago)
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"No, I'm looking at you gorgeous/hun/babe"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:16,
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Yes.
Beautiful Plumage. Norwegian Blue?
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:35,
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"I was actually...
...did it used to be man?"
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58,
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Why yes I am
you vulgar oik, and if you do not wish me to have my batman set about you with his fists, I suggest you jog the fuck on, dear boy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58,
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Yeah -
Reckon she'd go for a spit-roast?
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:00,
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Yeah I am.
Because I think I fucked her last night.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05,
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I rather think I am..
..she's quite a piece I do declare
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raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07,
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No, I'm gayer,
I was looking at her shoes...
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..wil, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:48,
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