I went home for my lunch
and as I walked down the high street I saw an old colleague of mine walking along with her Mum. She's my age, quite pretty, and we dated for a while many years ago, but we had to break up because her kisses were too toothy, and I was in love with somebody else.

The reason I'm posting? Her Mum is WAY hot. I've always had a thing for her; she's about 50, very timid, with greying hair and a sort of 'Hot Librarian' look about her.

Whose Mum would you most like to sleep with?

+1000 points if we get 10 'Your Mum's in a row.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Your Mum
That's one.

I wouldn't mind shagging Prince Charles' Mum. Banging hooters.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, Reply)

Hmmm
Does Shakira have a daughter? If yes, her mum.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Your Mum
That's 2.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, Reply)

Tugnut
You fucking ruined it! You utter shit.
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Know what you mean by 'toothy'
Once stopped seeing a girl because her tongue was like sandpaper. Well, like an Eel dressed in sandpaper.

That and meeting up with a bloke she'd only spoken to online to pretend to be his girlfriend to trick her way in to a swingers party. Lovely girl, salt of the earth.

Edit: Your voluptuous, cavernous, tramp welcoming mother, Bert.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Zooey Deschanel
When she and I have kids I will be quite happy to carry on shagging their mother..

I wouldn't shag your mum Bert. She's got rabies.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, Reply)

My mum.
Wait...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Raymond
I only hope that you're referring to Rabies, the character from popular 90s kids TV show 'Maid Marion and her Merry Men', and not the disease, because otherwise that's just mean.

He was sexy content8.flixster.com/photo/11/22/09/11220950_tml.jpg
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:14, Reply)

For fucks sake...
...sorry! Start again...

Your Mum.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It's too late now, Tugnut
You're on the list with Kaol and TGB
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Maybe I overstepped the line..
..if so apologies, although I thought being mean was rather your forte. Of course I didn't mean it and internet hugs and that xoxoxoxo.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:19, Reply)

How dare you mention internet hugs in one of my threads?!
GET OUT. NOW
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Your Mum (she was brill last time, self-lubricator!)
And Janet Ellis' grandson's mother.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, Reply)

You're fucking mum >:(
nast.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Careful now,
Hugs make Bert angrier than Kaol on Valentine's day...

(Unless you're on your knees for the hug, of course)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Another one for...
...Sophie Ellis Bextor's mum.

Would.

Would again.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Ooops.
Mine was actually for Sophie Ellis Bextor (I think I worded it right).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Kristine
Whose Mum am I fucking?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, Reply)

your mum
my mum
her mum
everyone's fucking mum
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Everyone's fucking your mum?
Lucky bitch
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:24, Reply)

SHE STEALS ALL MY BOYFRIENDS *sobs*
dirty fucking whore
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Clearly this is a lie
you've never had a boyfriend
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 16:56, Reply)

but you said...I thought...
oh bother
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:58, Reply)