Gaaah!
My internet eyes!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh like that's worse than reading about Spakka's exploits DG

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

True
But I'm about to have me tea, I don't want my appetite spoiled by imagining spaks initial post and everyone else's gush comparisons.

Oh, alright then
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, Reply)

The pre-cum discussion
Or the tiered replies, DG?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, Reply)

Does your cock do the pre-cum thing that spakkas does DG?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, Reply)

I thought Spak's didn't do that...?
Or has he got it fixed now?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, Reply)

You've kind of avoided the point of my question there buddy
maybe I should ask your lovely mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, Reply)

The Mrs says
Yes it does.

Gallons of the fucking stuff. You could hang wallpaper with it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, Reply)

I like the thought
of hanging wallpaper with geordie jizz.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, Reply)

Best jizz in the wooorld, man
Industrial strength jizz that's sold by the fucking barrel load in branches of Focus across the county.

Can be used to hang wallpaper, or if frozen, makes a handy protein filled snack to hang out on bird feeders in the winter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:12, Reply)

Hmm
Think I'm glad I missed that particular opus of Spakka'a
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:01, Reply)