You? Going to the pub?

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Pub To I Going Am.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Yes. The pub
Me. Going to the pub. THE pub. Where I will be. In the pub. Supping a small glass of red wine. Will you be in the pub?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I will have my head in a bucket of beer. Somewhere in the corner. In the pub.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

So what's new?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'm still debating
whether I want to go to the same pub as you lot.

I will be in london most of teh day tomorrow, but will have to return home to shower and make myself look beautiful, as you won't want me to turn up all sweaty will you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

No, no, of course not.
I wouldn't find that at all sexy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:59, Reply)

good
i'm not at all turned on right now because you didn't find it sexy.


at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Me either.
I haven't covered my lap with a cushion. Because I am not in any way erect.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

THE pub?
I will be in THE pub. In LONDON.

OK, I'll be in a DOORWAY. With METHS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

This is closer to teh truth
but it's still not there is it/
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Alright, alright.
In a DRAIN. With a glass of SICK.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Thank you
doesn't the truth feel better.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I suppose.
I just wish that you wouldn't keep pissing down my drain.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I will not be in the London pub.
Because I hate you all.

I will be in a pub. In Cardiff.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

YOU FUCKING LOSER
You also smell faintly of turps.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Turps?
Guess I should stop drinking it then.
Meths time.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)

One whiff of a ladygarden and he sods off to *Wales*...
FINE! *flounces*

Have a good time
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

"ladygarden"
Is that what they call a sheeps arse these days?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Great.
My horrific bestiality secret is now out.
You realise I'm gonna have to burn Fluffy now, you bastards.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I wish I was going to be in a pub in London
:(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, Reply)