Never forget the sporks

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:40, 42 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Amen.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:41, Reply)

ahem.
I believe that is a splade.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 7 May 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Splade?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:44, Reply)

I believe that is a SHUTTHEFUCKUPANDSTOPWHINING

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, Reply)

OH HAI
Are you going to the pub tomorrow night?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I am
Are you going to the pub tomorrow night?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:47, Reply)

You? Going to the pub?

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:48, Reply)

The Pub To I Going Am.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Yes. The pub
Me. Going to the pub. THE pub. Where I will be. In the pub. Supping a small glass of red wine. Will you be in the pub?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I will have my head in a bucket of beer. Somewhere in the corner. In the pub.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

So what's new?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I'm still debating
whether I want to go to the same pub as you lot.

I will be in london most of teh day tomorrow, but will have to return home to shower and make myself look beautiful, as you won't want me to turn up all sweaty will you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

No, no, of course not.
I wouldn't find that at all sexy.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:59, Reply)

good
i'm not at all turned on right now because you didn't find it sexy.


at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Me either.
I haven't covered my lap with a cushion. Because I am not in any way erect.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:08, Reply)

THE pub?
I will be in THE pub. In LONDON.

OK, I'll be in a DOORWAY. With METHS.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

This is closer to teh truth
but it's still not there is it/
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Alright, alright.
In a DRAIN. With a glass of SICK.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

Thank you
doesn't the truth feel better.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

I suppose.
I just wish that you wouldn't keep pissing down my drain.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I will not be in the London pub.
Because I hate you all.

I will be in a pub. In Cardiff.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

YOU FUCKING LOSER
You also smell faintly of turps.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

Turps?
Guess I should stop drinking it then.
Meths time.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:56, Reply)

One whiff of a ladygarden and he sods off to *Wales*...
FINE! *flounces*

Have a good time
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

"ladygarden"
Is that what they call a sheeps arse these days?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Great.
My horrific bestiality secret is now out.
You realise I'm gonna have to burn Fluffy now, you bastards.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I wish I was going to be in a pub in London
:(
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, Reply)

I think this is my favourite Off Topic post
Ever.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:45, Reply)

It would be
I'm fucking amazing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I also
Endorse this statement.

As an aside, that you may or not be interested in, Pearl Jam tickets for the O2 go on sale tomorrow at 9am.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I am aware of this fact
I'm not a big Pearl Jam fan to be honest. I like Alive and Jeremy, but I have never bothered to listen to their other stuff. I'm far more interesting in when Kelly Clarkson is going to play in London next.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Well, I wanted to check...
When IS Kelly Clarkson next playing?
Not that I'm interested.
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

She hasn't announced European dates yet
but she is doing a US tour in August, so hopefully before christmas.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:54, Reply)

That's not what ym/yd said.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:49, Reply)

But interestingly
it is what your mum and fiancee said, at the same time.


After I totally did them both.



up the bum
(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I heard that when you shagged my Mum
You screamed when you saw her mimsy because it looks like the Predator's mouth.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:53, Reply)

That is the scariest thing i've ever had in my head

(Bazongaloid, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:58, Reply)

head mouth
( Cawl, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:01, Reply)

in my head
( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Ha, I wonder where I've heard that before
Edit: Not personally, just in conversation
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:03, Reply)

I admit that I borrowed that one...
As it was so very inspired!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)

Not Spork. Not Splade
It's a FOON. Definitely a foon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, Reply)