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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If the feeling is gone, then it's time to take it back!
So stand up all your raw recruits, throw away those designer suits!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
"What colour panties are you wearing?"
"And how long have you been wearing them?"
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:07, Reply)
They're dark blue with a light blue trim
And I put them on at about 6.45am.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:09, Reply)
Spiffing
Have you soiled them yet? Or is the mrs not playing?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)
She's out for the evening
I have been sitting in my pants for a good four hours now.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:13, Reply)
You mean
have been sitting in my pants a rapidly encrusting pool of my own spunk for a good four hours now.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:15, Reply)
It's true
I thought about you in your big flappy coat and it just went off.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:18, Reply)
*Adopts Nigella voice*
You like it when it flaps... don't you?

*Sultry pout to camera*

*Rub cream from nipple*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:23, Reply)

stop that
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:26, Reply)
But it's so much fun
*puts cream back on nipples*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:28, Reply)
*Flaps at clendrix*
It's OK, the missus is in the shower - there's only you and me.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:32, Reply)
But Al's watching...

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:34, Reply)
It's OK
He's gone blind from when Tightly jismed in his eyeballs.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:38, Reply)
Well that's fine then.
Let's squash up here on the side of the thread.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:39, Reply)
*squashes*
*falls off thread*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:41, Reply)
Ooh, this is cuddly, innit!
What will the neighbours say?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:42, Reply)
Invite them in!

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:43, Reply)
Sauce!

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:44, Reply)
Mmmm...sauce

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:45, Reply)
Come in!
but mind the spunk pools on the carpet.

It's OK, al will lap them up later. You'll never know they were there, unless he tries to tongue you.

I think I'm going to watch Newsnight for a bit.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:46, Reply)
Your weapon's cocked, your target's in your sight!
There's a party raging somewhere in the world...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:10, Reply)
Gotta serve you country
gotta service your mum.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:12, Reply)
You're all enlisted in the armies of the nii-iiiigght...
And I ain't in it for the power!
And I ain't in it for the wealth!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:16, Reply)
I ain't in it for the glory or anything at all
and I sure ain't in it for my health!

Well i'm

IN it 'till it's
OVER and I
JUST can't
STOP.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:17, Reply)
If you wanna get it done
you gotta fight for yourself!

And I like my music like I like MY LIIIIIFE!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 22:30, Reply)

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