a very important announcement.
Bert takes it up the wrong'un from Al.

That is all.
may or may not be true.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:16, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You mean Bert's been allowed to open his mouth again? For shame

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:18, Reply)

...
Why is the disclaimer required? We all know it's true!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

1 fist, 3 fingers
I bet thats how he likes it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Thanks for sharing
but I thought it was common knowledge
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19, Reply)

I just like to point out the obvious every now and then.
For example - bert - you smell. Of knob cheese.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)

I don't get nob cheese
I'm circumcised, you'd know that if you'd looked at Hitlercock.

Unless you mean other men's nob cheese...? In which case *sniffs armpit* you're 100% correct
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:22, Reply)

hmm
have never met a circumcised boy before.

NO I don't want proof.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Uncircumcised is better
The ones with it off tend to be... fluffy.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Eh?
Fluffy how?
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:30, Reply)

I've noticed they tend to pick up fluff.
Pre-cum and not having the protective sheath to shield from the underpants. Or I've only gone out with guys who didn't clean them.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:32, Reply)

That sounds most likely
I've never picked up any fluff, see?

*shows*
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Pedantically
Surely only women can take it up the wrong un? There is presumably no right un for blokes as they do not have a specified taking orifice therefore both are either right or wrong? Discuss.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:50, Reply)

But Bert turned into a girl recently
So that means he does have a wrong'un
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 8 May 2009, 16:14, Reply)